Is it normal bad breath?

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When I was in about 4th or 5th grade my friends started calling me "ass breath killer" or " The original A.B.K". I actually thought It was a compliment at my young age... So naive. Now im a sophomore in high school and still get called " The original A.B.K", the only difference now is that I know that it is a very hurtful comment. So I looked it up and found bad breath or "ass breath" can come from not brushing your teeth. Naturally I was shocked reading this because all my "friends" in 2nd grade said it was cool to not brush your teeth, huh some friends! Then to top it off one day when I came home from school my mom and great aunt Mary had an emergency intervention with me and said my breath has gotten to bad and I had a choice to either brush my teeth or get out of the house! The only problem is I don't have a tooth brush or toothpaste. My miserable life has left me friendless and smelly, FML!

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  • karal23
    13 years ago

    "The only problem is I don't have a tooth brush or toothpaste." Many stores sell these products.

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    • Jessicahadley
      4 years ago

      Ive had the same problem with my breath and im so embarrassed i don't have any friends anymore and i feel so low about my self esteem, a yr ago my esteem was great now i have none, so your not alone its the most embarrassing thing ive ever had to deal with my whole life..

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  • uNoRmAl
    13 years ago

    Yeah right , like u never brushed ur teeth before and your gunna live your life by what some kid said in grade two? smart huh?

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  • kit-kat-bar
    13 years ago

    Brush those stinkin teeth already you grody!

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  • mycatneedsanexorcism
    13 years ago

    Sometimes if I don't brush my anus, it has bad breath as well.

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  • KeyboardSolo
    13 years ago

    Fake story, but anyway I feel like noting that the majority of the smell from bad breath comes from the tongue. I advise everyone to invest in a tongue scraper. A toothbrush simply doesn't cut it.

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  • gogoduece
    13 years ago

    Mmmmmm... I love girls with bad breath... It's so hot... One time, at band camp, I had a little bit too much fruit punch to drink, so I decided to break into the girls instrument locker. I got all of their mouth pieces and they all had foul odors... It was a good night...

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    • dappled
      13 years ago

      I actually genuinely love the stories of you at band camp drinking too much fruit punch. If you compiled them into a book, I would honestly buy that.

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    • regisphilbin
      9 years ago

      Hahaha

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  • Barcode27
    2 years ago

    I lust after girls with bad breath that smells like a pile of feces i once went out on a blind date when i saw her she was this skinny dark skinned girl that likes to sing and when she would sing i could smell her horrible breath i got so horny that i even got closer to her all my focus was on her hot mouth i wanted her to spit in my mouth anywayz i dated her so i could enjoy her bad breath kisses.

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  • The_White_Spirit
    13 years ago

    It is an all too real story, sir. I would give my life for it to be fake.

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