Is it bad if vodka tastes like water to you?

Well, is it?

Yeah, you're definitely a drunkard. 98
Well it depends on the brand, it's possible it could be light. 88
No way, vodka of any sort tasts like alcohol so you are fucked. 52
All vodka is like 40% alcohol so you are a drunk. 60
I'll add my 2 cents. 41
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Comments ( 39 )
  • mizeka

    Stop buying cheap vodka. Problem solved.

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    • Legion

      actually , cheap vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol.

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  • flutterhigh

    Lemme guess, you're the kind of girl who dressed up as slutty Elmo this weekend.

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    • No I stayed home with mother and the cats.

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      • HornyPassenger69

        owned, now i understand, its completely normal then. In fact it'd be more normal than your own saliva. lol

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  • Sillygoose

    You should all smoke a bowl.

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  • VikingWolf

    Well that depends.
    Vodka straight? No! Not normal. I like the words "Fire water" to describe the taste of vodka straight up.
    I don't think that is terribly normal.

    HOWEVER

    If you meant used as a mixer, then YES. Vodka has the least intrusive alcohol flavor of all the hard liquors and it is the best, as far as I am concerned for mixing.
    I prefer it to rum to make quite a few drinks because the acoholic taste can be masked. Mixed just right, you can make a King Henry or sometimes called a Chi-chi (which is a Pina-Colada made with Vodka instead of Rum.) You get more of the pineapple and coconut flavors and less of the alcohol, which can make them a dangerous drink for some. There are others.

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    • No, straight. I was mixing it with OJ the past few days but I ran outta OJ and I had to bite the bullet and drink it straight, thought it would be horrible but it was literally as easy as drinking water.

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      • HornyPassenger69

        I like drinking hard stuff straight as well, but its more like fire water at first like viking said, but then after a couple, it's casual. I dunno how normal it is. I spose its normal if your used to it like any other beer. Like me and Patron, besides the first sip that reminds me of good stuff, afterwards it just goes down the hatchet "like shrimp fried rice"(Afroman), lol.

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      • VikingWolf

        Wow. Then you must have been pretty soused. The only time I don't mind anything straight up is if I have had a few to drink before.

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  • Katywompus

    Sorry, I read as far as vodka and threw up a little in my mouth. Let me go brush my teeth and gargle

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  • brokenXoX

    i love vodka :p used to bring it with me to school ina water bottle and drink it as such all the time. my friends would ask me if it were "special" water before asking for a sip lol

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    • HornyPassenger69

      hahhahaa! sweeet! my teachers used to check water bottles, cuz they could either smell it or they were just being cautious because of the alcohol violence, lol

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  • Outsider21

    maybe for an alcoholic this is normal

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  • Shnaz

    Replace water with vodka. This is your body telling you that you need vodka.

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  • Legion

    vodka tasting like water? sounds like some pretty damn good stuff.

    a good vodka doenst hardly have a taste at all, its just a pure distilled alcohol. it takes on the flavor of what you add to it.

    if you can taste it, its not a good vodka!

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  • Avant-Garde

    It could be that you are buying cheap vodka or the vodka could have mixed with something else. Its like buying cheap wine... http://www.blackcow.co.uk

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  • Piggy123

    I think your Vodka's been replaced with water....

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  • pussyliquor

    Vodka starts tasting like water after you drink about a pint of it for me

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  • skyeracrystal28

    Wow...I'm surprised you are sober enough to type this question.

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  • aging2fast

    If you have to ask if your drinking is a problem, your drinking is a problem. The volume you describe is late stage alcoholism. If you quit suddenly you may die of DT's. Seek treatment soon or plan on dying drunk.

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  • Bolly

    when i was 16, i drank aguardente and whisky like water and guess what? i started to get sick.

    Now i only drink things like beer and wine.

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  • notoriousD

    this is fake, youre an idiot

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    • HornyPassenger69

      you sound like one hell of an asshole, should i paint my nails blue or pink, but i guess all ud say is butt crack and fart and paint it brown. I do not like your style McCrackin'.

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      • chewy

        Alright horny passenger lmfao

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    • chewy

      I like big asses

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  • Darkoil

    I drink absolute vodka straight with a couple of pieces of ice, all other vodkas just taste cheap on their own. I also drink jack daniels straight and for some reason I like bacardi straight aswell. Whenever I can get hold of a bottle of goldslager I drink that straight but i never see it on sale anywhere.

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    • Darkoil

      I should also state that im a self declared binge drinker at the weekend and drink for the sole purpose of getting shitfaced.

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  • maddog546

    I used to spend 80-90% of my cash weekly,so you can say that I always drank vodka like water,Leeds vodka 80proof,was my final choice as an alcoholic,sometimes drank 2-3 pints day,minimal buzz-thats for $3pt or $10for a 1.75 liter bottle,been doing that for many yrs.Also, the 'proof' of the vodka is afactor as well..80,100,100+ so it al depends on what kind and what proof you're drinking.

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  • OK and Smirnoff Ice is NOT vodka, it is only malt liquor, not vodka at all, so let's clear taht up now.

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    • Legion

      very true. i think the confusion comes in cause regular smirnoff is vodka.

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  • lisac1919

    you probably tried vodka for the first time?
    the first time i ever drank i drank half a bottle of vodka like it was water and got horribly sick. repeated this a couple times, now i cant even smell vodka or i puke.

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    • I go through a couple gallons a week. Not my first rodeo. Just never really drank it straight, it is cheap crap (Barton's....a cheap bottom-of-the barrel brand), the only reason I buy it is because it's cheap, neutral, mixes well and has high alcohol content. And I can buy my mixers with my food stamps, so it's all good in the hood.

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      • Legion

        cheap vodka tastes like water?

        that is strange. i hardly drink, and if i drink vodka, i usually try to get a small bottle of svedka. that's some of the smoothest stuff i ever had!

        well, I've never had bartons, but some of the other cheap stuff i had (congress, smirnoff vodka, popov) all taste like rubbing alcohol to me. that's why i usually stick to the good stuff. (also, i rarely drink hard alcohol, so i probably don't really have a taste for it.)

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      • HornyPassenger69

        yeye! diggin yo style pops! Keep it cheap, take a peak, please dont eek, aint that sweet, got that bottle like a freebie, with that coupon OH YAY EE, now ride mah D!! lol, Iiim gooodd!!!

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      • beardsareforrealmen

        Couple gallons a week? either you are lying, bad at metric to standard conversions, or you have a new thing to worry about. What you should be worrying about is finding a good friend that has your blood type because they are going to need to give you half of their liver in less than a year lol

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        • A couple gallons would be a max, an average week is normally more around just over one gallon. I buy the 1.75 litre every couple days, which is about a half-gallon, correct?

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          • beardsareforrealmen

            there is a little over three and a half liters in a gallon so yeah... in any matter a gallon of liquor is not good for you... not to mention the fact that at this point your body would probably go into withdrawal without alcohol but your liver cant be in good shape

            I would consider a slight change in habit if I were you

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      • lisac1919

        lol oh ok well thats strange...ive never tried drinking gallons a week though so maybe your just really tolerant of it...in other words a drunk :P

        for me even if i put a little in a drink i can taste and smell it soooo easily!
        tequila on the other hand...

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