Is a baboon heart where i should stop with baboon body parts ?

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Alright so I was born with a birth defect, cardiomyopathy and I needed a new heart by the time I was 15. The only heart that became available was an olive baboon heart and to keep me alive it was implanted and worked well for the last 15 years. But now I was recently hit by a car and need a new backside (ass) implanted and the doctor suggested that since my baboon heart worked so well why dont I get a giant purple baboon ass implanted as well?

Is it normal behavior that people throw bananas at me when they see and me and make monkey noises when I walk past them?

Should my parents be encouraging this behavior by handing out bananas to visitors to throw at me? Even on holidays?

Is it normal to think I am slowly being encouraged to turn into one of the great apes?

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Based on 51 votes (22 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I ate a sandwich while reading this :D

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Nice try but... trolling needs work.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago | pl

      I respectfully disagree.

      Troll forth and prosper my children.

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  • catsmeat
    12 years ago

    LOL this is so funny :):)

    On a more serious note, there is medical evidence that getting transplants from other people can change the transplantee's tastes and preferences. I read about a woman that happened to once. Weird, huh?

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  • UsernameNotAvailable
    12 years ago

    Nice try, you almost had me until you said giant purple baboon ass.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      Giant purple Baboon Asses

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  • Blue_Velvet
    12 years ago

    Thanks for the story. I really needed a good laugh.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      Giant purple Baboon asses.

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago

    Fake..but funny though.

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  • Dulse.
    12 years ago

    A lot of people don't like troll posts, but I think they're hilarious! Nicely done.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      I really do need a new ass though.....

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  • Shackleford96
    12 years ago

    You might as well get baboon feet-hands too while you're at it...

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      It seems to fit that my body doesnt reject baboon DNA, so if I ever needed new feet/hands I guess I could get them.

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  • DolphinAngel
    12 years ago

    Nice one... how much weed did you smoke?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      None...I really do need a new ass

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  • blueizbabe07
    12 years ago

    GOD i cant get over the fact that you think your slick. your prolly getting off on my response right now u fucking TROLL! I see virginity still being in your next few lonely years.;)

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      Hahahaha, think I am slick, hahaha, thats hilarious. I cant get over the fact I got under your skin so much you purposely sought out my stories to comment on them.

      Wana go out on a date sometime?

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