Intercourse

I have just popped out to the local chip shop. About a 5min drive from our house down a quiet lane as I rounded the corner there was a young man and woman in full view have sex I could Cleary see him penetrating her his trousers around his ankles I could have thought of a better more secluded place than side of the road it got me a bit worked up had a little play with my pussy while I watched by the Tim I got the chippy it was closed

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Comments ( 30 )
  • RoseIsabella

    They sound like a couple of stray dogs.

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    • The_Creep_is_back

      Ahhhh yes. Intriguing behavior to capture the interest of the creepy mind.

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      • RoseIsabella

        I'd probably call the cops on them.

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        • The_Creep_is_back

          Call the dog catchers. It's creepier.

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          • RoseIsabella

            Spray them with a water hose!

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            • The_Creep_is_back

              Chasing them around with hoses and nets while their pants are down would make a good comedy scene in a Peter Sellers movie.

              You are so clever Rosie. Fun is everywhere. Especially on toilets.

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  • purplepaper123

    The way this was written made me laugh harder than I expected. I wouldn't say this is normal but its also not abnormal. I bet a lot more people than we think have this fetish of doing it in plain sight because of the rush, but very few are bold enough to go through with it, which is what makes it abnormal. You should write an erotic comedy novel. I would die laughing!

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  • TheAmputatedLegCollector

    I see that on a daily basis. People come into the emergency department with STDs and I ask them to demonstrate how they got them. I know how, of course, but there has to be a few perks to the job.

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  • Rusty-Rider

    What a bummer! No chippies. It's enough to make you take a different route next time.

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    • 12eahtsdrateri

      good one

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      • Rusty-Rider

        Maybe get the chips first and then stop on the way home and watch the action while you eat your chippies.

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        • 12eahtsdrateri

          dinner and a show
          although she might want to clean her hands before playing with her pussy.

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          • Rusty-Rider

            Chip grease is a great lubricant but it may attract stray dogs.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Some people poo in public some people fuck the living shit out of each other.

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  • Ipooprainbows

    Troll! Lol lol lol !!

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  • Steve_2

    The plebeian nature of the common populace knows no bounds.

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    • The_Creep_is_back

      Why should they? They are simply imitating dogs and cats. It gives us plebeians a Darwinian advantage over inhibited neurotics like you.

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  • Lesbianus_Prime

    Hey its a thing. Everything's a fetish even doing it in plain sight.

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  • mysistersshadow

    Next time leave earlier?

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  • thedog

    You should've pulled out your phone camera and posted it to liveleak.com.

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    • bozeman59

      Sorry was to busy watching

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  • Poes

    The great thing about it though is that their behaviour actually turned you on!Can you honestly say that you did not enjoy playing with your pussy as you watched them? I think not, thus no harm no foul!

    I am sure that they would have enjoyed watching you playing with yourself as you watched them fuck like bunny rabbits!

    I am getting a hard on just visualizing you all with each other!

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    • bozeman59

      I did play with myself shameful on a public road

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      • Poes

        its not shameful, it is great that you are in "touch" with your sexuality (pardon the pun)

        I could be driving down a highway and get the urge to masturbate and then i simply pull my pants down to my knees and shake a quick one off!

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        • bozeman59

          So I am normal I have done it on a train just got a horny felling a started playing with my clit a young woman saw and just smiled

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          • Poes

            My dear Girl, you are not only normal but a woman to my heart!

            I have masturbated on trains, planes, cars, in public parks, swimming pools, in my office at work, obviously at home, on the top of sky scraper buildings, in the cinema, in adult movie theaters,on top of silos, in the military (I even masturbated a fellow soldier and he masturbated me in return), i have masturbated with my brothers, with friends, I am pretty sure that you can imagine that I have at least tried it once wherever I possibly could.

            I am 54 turning 55 in April and still masturbate on a daily basis. I am married and do naturally have intercourse with my wife as well but alas her sex drive is nowhere near mine, thus I masturbate, I find it to be a healthy means of relieving stress from oneself as well as the fact that nobody knows my body as well as i do! I can honestly say that I enjoy masturbating. I am also into relieving my wife`s tension and will often just get her "bullet" vibrator out and masturbate her to orgasm without actually wanting any sex from her, once she has achieved orgasm, whether by my mouth or by her "bullet" I simply turn around and go to sleep!

            I must confess that I love licking and sucking my wife`s pussy, even rimming her...sometimes it is better than the actual deed of sex itself!

            enjoy your sexuality, if you want to chat on a more personal basis e-mail at [email protected]

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  • BlackyHancock

    Yeah I used to have a GF who was totally into having sex in public.

    She would want to do it almost anywhere. For her the riskier it was, the better it was. It always brought her to a screaming orgasm.

    For example:
    - daytime in a public park with people nearby
    - in the shower block of a public camp ground
    - Mile High Club flying to the Greek Islands
    - in the front seat of the car on the side of a main road while we were in the Greek Islands (daytime)
    - Underneath a famous 2000 year old tree
    - BJs while driving
    - On church grounds (sorry about that God)

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    • Poes

      enjoy your girlfriend and her sexuality whilst you still can, my wife used to be like that but alas her sex drive has left the building and our house for that matter!

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