Intentionally eat certain things to fart

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I've gotten into a bit of a habit of making or buying certain food items for the sole intent of making me fart thunderously. It makes me feel like I'm being very healthy, and it's also enormously funny.

However, it does have a certain dark side. Some days I'll eat Felafel, which is often super healthy... and the result approximates a radioactive waste dump that follows me around all day. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. It's to the point where it's not even funny anymore, it's just annoying and disgusting.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Do you happen to enjoy powersharting as well? XD

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    • robbieforgotpw
      9 years ago

      Powersharting is a necessary body function

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      • Avant-Garde
        9 years ago

        Not when you feel as if you will die on the toilet!

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      • EccentricWeird
        9 years ago

        Please shart more sensibly.

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    • EccentricWeird
      9 years ago

      A lady should never utter those words.

      (Gets thumbs downed by angry feminists)

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        That sharting guy is the first person who came to mind! And naaah I thumbed you up

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    I grew up in Texas so refried beans are more my style!

    I soak the beans for at least 12 hours before cooking and use a dash of baking soda so the gas isn't really bad.

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    • EccentricWeird
      9 years ago

      Beans without farting is like the Sun without the moon...

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        Are your farts as poetic as your words?
        :-)

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      • green_boogers
        9 years ago

        Every time a star twinkles, somebody passed gas.

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        • RoseIsabella
          9 years ago

          Now that one is magical!

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        • Avant-Garde
          9 years ago

          I once heard the sky pass gas. True story.

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          • disthing
            9 years ago

            Trees fart oxygen.

            True story.

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            • Avant-Garde
              9 years ago

              Others were present. The sound was very loud.

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      • Avant-Garde
        9 years ago

        A coffee bean beverage without having a bowel movement is like the earth without the tides.

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    • VirgilManly
      9 years ago

      I thought you might be the OP. Posting while crop dusting in Walmart.
      :)

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        Aww, you remembered.
        :-)

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  • lilsnifferman
    9 years ago

    You should try Fiber One bars :) They 're healthy and famous from producing potent farts. Even works for people who normally don't fart too much...
    Look at these comments :O http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/66-Fiber-One-Bars-make-me-Fart.html

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  • georgewoods
    9 years ago

    you should fart on your mums face and then sniff her bumhole

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