Inn when i clean my boots

INN When I clean my Full Grain Leather Boots virtually all products except for "boot dressing (black)" resembles semen and when ever I "spurt" it out into a damp rag to clean by boots I think about dirty things because when it comes out of the bottle it literally looks identical to runny kum and then I lift the dirt out of my boots in a circular motion to wipe the leather cleaner away with a clean wet rag. I then apply "A NATURAL DEEP PENETRATING GEL THAT WATERPROOFS FULL-GRAIN LEATHER BOOTS AND KEEPS FEET DRY. WON'T SOFTEN LEATHER" and "IDEAL FOR USE WITH GORE-TEX FOOTWEAR" and again feel dirty because it resembles semen. INN I think of a dill pickle when I smear "S*men" on my boots and feel some what disgusted.