Inn to talk this dirty? am i over doing it?

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Alright, so I REALLY like to talk dirty to my gf. It makes it like 10X better for me. But I don't just talk dirty, I talk REALLY dirty.
I'm kind of afraid it makes me a weirdo. I think my gf likes it, but I don't know if she'd tell me even if she didn't or it made
her uncomfortable. So here are a few examples of my dirty talk: "You like that you whore? After I'm done with you, I'm gonna tie you up and fuck you with a rod of steel wool."
Or, "I'm gonna skull fuck you, while you're sleeping, and when I'm done I'm gonna tear off your head and shit down your neck!"
Well, thoughts?

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  • modernism
    8 years ago | pl

    *cough*

    That's... explicit. Sounds more like a homicide threat than dirty talk.

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    • shuggy-chan
      8 years ago

      Mud....baby diapers.... warms in dirt

      is that dirty enough for you?

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      • modernism
        8 years ago

        Perfect.

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  • NeofelisNebulosa
    8 years ago

    That sounds like what one prison inmate would say to another right before a brutal beat down in the exercise yard.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Sexy. i hadn't thought of it that way. "Prison Yard", that could be some fun role play.

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  • bordercollieblues
    5 years ago

    i luv it xx

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  • victorygin
    8 years ago

    Phew....getting hot in here

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  • VirgilManly
    8 years ago

    Try chewing Orbit gum to clean up that dirty mouth.

    PS- WTF is a rod of steel wool?

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    • Arm0se
      8 years ago

      ehhhhh... You not going to like this.

      https://s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/K9gk8TpedFr9cqp.4SzqLw--/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2g9MTU0ODtxPTk1O3c9MTYwMA--/http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5dkfxnQjCXY/T6h32OJLFDI/AAAAAAAAAWE/g59OOR0XuH8/s1600/desk%2Bteacup%2Bpincushion%2B010.JPG

      ^That stuck on the end of a rod^

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      • VirgilManly
        8 years ago

        You're correct. I didn't like it.
        All I got was-
        Error code: 401
        Invalid signature

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        • Arm0se
          8 years ago

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_wool

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          • VirgilManly
            8 years ago

            I know what steel wool is, but wtf is a rod of steel wool?

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    Wtf, man.

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  • mystery7
    8 years ago

    How that can be a turn on for you or your GF is beyond me.
    You lost me at steel wool.

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  • harukim
    8 years ago

    i think you are just getting carried away from your little experience with women, so that is normal. but many women would be scared by your brutal sex talk, so you must be careful!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Despite the number of women I've slept with, that dirty talk of mine still gets me off. It really just doesn't get old or stop being exciting. It's far too obscene, I'll never get bored of it.

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      • harukim
        8 years ago

        Then i imagine you have more experience than me. i would be scared by your sex talking! can so many women really be ok with this?

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