Inn that i want to pee and poo during sex

I have never done it but I want to squat on my partners stomach and pee and poo during sex. She wont do it. I like to pee and poo myself during mastubation too.

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Comments ( 26 )
  • RoseIsabella

    Break into the gorilla exhibit at the zoo.

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    • Ivorbiggun

      I wish that folk would not come up with these bullshit answers to others plight!

      Peeing on someone or something during sex is ok, with or without their consent, don't forget that sex is about YOU having a good time. I often have a wank and empty my load over the cat or even in the fish tank, nout wrong in that.

      I also like to shit in the bed about an hour before the missus gets up and I sit on the ottoman and watch as she squirms about rolling on it inadvertently. She of course goes fucking ballistic but when she showers I wank and shoot my bolt over the soiled bed linen, and the washing? Well that's her job as a woman.

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      • rogidez

        Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha For fucks sakes mate you have some serious issues - Anything in the way gets a load - I can imagine the terror that goes on in that household.

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    • VirgilManly

      Hey now. Don't be offensive.

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      • RoseIsabella

        You're right, because gorillas are great apes after all!

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  • seekelp

    I'm almost certain that it's physically impossible for men to urinate while they are masturbating

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    • VinnyB

      You would be incorrect.

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      • seekelp

        http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/can-guys-urinate-and-come-same-time

        "The male body has a system that keeps it from being able to ejaculate and urinate at the same time. During sexual arousal, muscles at the base of the bladder contract in order to close off the passageway from the bladder into the urethra, the tube through which urine and semen leave the body. This makes it impossible for urine to be released during ejaculation"

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        • VinnyB

          Super job doing research, but you're still incorrect. A man does not have to be 100% hard to be masturbating, or even hard at all. A man can pee with an erection, many men do it every morning when they wake up, maybe not a 100% erection, but an erection none the less. If I go to the bathroom right now and pee, and while I am peeing I start rubbing or pulling my penis, I would be peeing and masturbating at the same time.

          What you presented here were facts about ejaculation while urinating, and that was never part of the discussion. Good day.

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          • seekelp

            "What you presented here were facts about ejaculation while urinating, and that was never part of the discussion. Good day."

            No, it involved sexual arousal and urination. I would argue that it doesn't count as masturbation unless you are sexually aroused.

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            • VinnyB

              Wrong again. Sexual Arousal and ejaculation are to completely different things. A man can be sexually aroused with out being 100% hard. Even not being 100% hard you can still be pretty hard. Some men are not 100% hard until just before and/or during orgasam. I have masturbated with an erection, needed to pee, and done so with my peins erect. It is 100% possible to do this. But rather than admit you misspoke or worse yet, that you might have been wrong, you just keep digging your hole.

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    • Arm0se

      I can :/

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  • mistake2signup

    shit in her mouth untill she gags.

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  • exploring81

    Im not a man I am a lesbian woman

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    • mistake2signup

      so u wrote this?

      how do u feel about having a man shit on u and ur gf, and then the two of u have lesbian sex afterwards covered in the shit.

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  • VirgilManly

    Love stinks.

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