Infuriating snoring!!!!....
My husband snores often and fuckin loudly!!!! Oh my god every night I dread going to bed with him for the simple fact that while he falls asleep within minutes I am stuck for forever trying to drift off to sleep too but cannot!!! Then I fool around on my iPhone killing time getting sleepier and sleepier until I just pass out from exhaustion. He knows he snores... I have told him many times and have given him audial and visual proof of this. He just apologizes and that's that. He is a very very very deep sleeper and I have become very intolerant of it all that I kick smack swat him and he barely budges and quits snoring for a moment so I do it often.... Sometimes I even gently pinch his nostrils shut until he somewhat gasps for
air which is usually what I do to get him on his side again because it seems to not be QUITE as severe I also sorta turn over and kinda "accidentally" smacking him in the face.... I absolutely swear noting I do is done to cause much pain its just to get the fucking snoring to stop if even for a mere moment I go Insane and get so jealous looking at him sleeping all soundly god make it stop I'm soo tired...