Important breakfast poll.

You have a choice of four breakfast options:

Option one is a hard boiled egg with soldiers. Soldiers are toast cut into thin strips. You will have to name the soldiers and arrange them in order of rank before eating them.

Option two is a bowl of cereal of your choice. Will it be basic like cornflakes, or something more exciting like cocoa pops? The choice is yours!

Third choice is a classic fried breakfast. Bacon, toast, scrambled eggs, mushroom and tomato. Sounds fine, but can you withstand the burps and farts later on?

Option four is a fruit salad. It contains slices of apple, banana, orange, pineapple, strawberries and rockmelon.
All options come with a beverage of your choice.

Which breakfast do you choose? Think carefully; it's an important meal. You have the day off, but are planning to visit your friend in the afternoon. Good luck.

1) Egg and soldiers 3
2) Cereal 9
3) Bacon, eggs fry up 15
4) Fruit salad 4
5) I reject your limited options and substitute my own 9
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Comments ( 25 )
  • handsignals

    A 'hard' boiled egg with soldiers! Wait till Gordon Ramsay here's bout this shit.

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    • i dont know the difference between hard and soft..
      (thatswhatshesaid)

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  • NathanScot

    Fruit salad...for obvious reason ; )

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  • charli.m

    You have two option threes?

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    • Yeh, I dun made a mistake, didn't realise I could edit

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      • charli.m

        Aww :(

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  • anti-hero

    Hamburger, cuppa coffee and a lucky strike.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      dont forget the half dozen donuts and a shota bourbon

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  • thegypsysailor

    I'm all grown up now. I don't name my food, nor do I play with it.
    Enjoy your childhood, your life will soon become a bit too complicated to be naming your toast strips or playing with them.

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    • I'm thinking you need something with a big dose of fibre

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      • thegypsysailor

        A rope to send you so you can hang yourself?

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        • wow that escalated quickly...

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  • Quintarius

    Honestly i just really love cereal. When i am hungry in the morning nothing makes me feel better than a big bowl of cereal with cold 2% milk. I like corn flakes, cheerios, shredded wheat, etc. i also love granola. And i love putting fruit in my cereal like banana, strawberries, blueberries, peaches, raspberries, blackberries, raisins, etc. A glass of cold fresh orange juice is delicious too.

    If i am really really hungry i might also make some cheesy eggs.

    Occasionally i enjoy waffles/pancakes, hash browns, yogurt, bagel, etc

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  • D'lirium

    Hahahahaha, #5 made me giggle! "I reject your options and would like to substitute my own". (; Mmm. I would of chosen #4, but you didn't specify what the salad actually was.. Oh, and I really, actually hate oranges and cantaloupes. You should've also specified the types of bananas and apples you were using. All in all, I'd go for a simple fruit or any of the such with a beverage containing juice or simply just some water. (: Plus, a nice, refreshing water melon. ^-^

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  • Tigergirlcat

    I'll have cereal i don't like massive breakfasts, and i prefer double chocolate crave! Yum!

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  • Grilled cheese sandwich with a cup of black tea.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Pop-Tarts and Greek yogurt with almonds in it. It's my little taste of paradise in the morning.

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  • Mytwin295

    No pancakes??? What kind of poll is this?!

    I also would enjoy oatmeal.

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  • flyingnostalgia

    I dont eat breakfast.

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  • ☆IAmARealAmerican!☆

    McDonald's - 4 sausage biscuits, 6 sides of bacon, 3 stacks of hotcakes, 2 orders of has browns, OJ, Coffee, large diet coke. With 3 bud light tall boys for dessert.

    #MacroBrew

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  • wistfulmaiden

    I don't like much for breakfast but probably cereal because I'm not cooking that early and I don't cook more than I absolutely must.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    bloody mary

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  • TrustMeImLying

    rockmelon! I haven't had it in years. iSad

    If I confess my love for breakfast can I choose both 3 -and- 4? iFatty

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    • yes you can do that. And if you love rockmelon so much, you can marry it..but you cant-elope (oh no..)

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  • dytrog

    scrambled eggs, hash browns, bacon or sausage in a tortilla with cheese and salsa. "A breakfast burrito" And a beer.

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