Im not a fan ov canned pears or canned foods

Lawd above! Blimey. Canned pears lack flavor, what kind ov sorry lad would ever eat canned pears over a fresh pear. Me mums beans n toast taste better than any canned pear! Nuff said, yeah?, innit.

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  • BleedingPain

    “Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown...”

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    • MILLIONS OF PUSSIES, PUSSIES FOR ME , oh wait i meant 'peaches'

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      • BleedingPain

        😂 touché

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  • SwickDinging

    Good effort, but it is beans ON toast. Never beans and toast, or beans n toast. Always ON.

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    • cockney?

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      • SwickDinging

        Nah, I'm northern. Although my accent is fading. I haven't lived in the UK for a long time. I can't say I miss it much but I do still have beans on toast sometimes :)

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        • Grunewald

          Snap! Northern Brit expat here too. And I get what you mean about the accent thing.

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        • no i mean wouldn't a cockney person say beans n toast

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          • SwickDinging

            No, it's always beans on toast. The "n" sound would mean and or an, and an English person from any part of the country would never say that in this context.

            Although I suppose a lot of English accents may sound a bit like they are just making an "n" sound when they are saying on because we all tend to speak very quickly... But I promise you they are always saying beans ON toast.

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            • Alvex

              What part of the UK do you find people who leave the t out of some words? Like saying "bu-er" instead of "butter"?

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I'm not a fan of any fruits or vegetables. I find fruit more tolerable due to its sweet taste.

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    • Alvex

      I love some fruit, the sweetness is just as good as any candy, like pineapples, grapes, or any kind of berries, blueberries, strawberries. I agree with you on the vegetable part though, like broccoli, tomatoes, or lettuce, I have no desire for them and will always pull the lettuce and tomato off a burger before eating. I don't like plain raw tomatoes, but I love almost any sauces made from them; pizza or pasta sauce, bbq sauce, taco sauce, ketchup, etc.

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Unfortunately I might have to start eating more veggies. My stomach is a bottomless pit and eating a lot of them with a meal helped keep me full. XD

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  • Ellenna

    Canned fruit usually have too much sugar for me and other canned food too much salt as well.

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    • Alvex

      I agree, I've never cared for canned vegetables, way too much salt

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  • Boojum

    The problem with fresh pears is that they go through a sequence of being rock hard, ripe for about five minutes, and then turning to mush.

    Canned pears are the only pears I'll bother trying to eat. I don't find them flavourless, but I'll grant that they aren't as good as a perfectly ripe fresh pear.

    Most canned vegetables are soggy mush, but legumes are fine.

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    • Ellenna

      Yeah, timing is crucial and hard to manage with fresh pears, but it's worth it if you get it right. I've learned to only buy two at a time and from a fruit stand, where they're much more likely to be fresh than from a supermarket, but to watch the bloody things daily, then grab them and gobble them up before they go mushy.

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      • Alvex

        The worst are bananas, the time frame between unripe green and brown and mushy is less than 2 days, and if you've got a bunch with like 6 of them, you'd have to eat like 3 a day in that time frame, and I cannot eat 3 bananas a day.

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        • Ellenna

          Bananas keep much longer if you separate the bunches into individual bananas and in warm weather or if you have good winter, keep them in the fridge. The skins will go black and nasty looking, but the fruit inside will be fine for quite a while.

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  • CozmoWank

    I like canned mandarin oranges. They're tasty.

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    • Alvex

      Fresh are better

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    I don't like them either.

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