Im like as big as fat bastard and imitate him :(

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I Need Help And Answers!!!!
I weigh About 300kg am as big a fat bastard and am obsessed with being him...
i Am the biggest loser, am the janitor at Mcdonalds and have no freinds because all i say to people is jokes and catch phrases Like "Oh this is Magic..." And "When you're an overwieght child... in a society that demands perfection.. you're sense of right wrong, fair and unfair will always be tragically skewed... then i fart and go " i kinda ruined the moment there didn't I WITH FARTING!!! and the stranger i was having a conversation with runs away, distressed and alarmed. I try to get hookers but ive not seen my dick in 3 years so i can't fuck anyone.

Is This Obsession with fat bastard normal????
Someone help and please tell me you have the same mental problem!!!!!!!!

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  • iLoVeSteaKaLoT
    12 years ago

    Go work out

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  • mateo
    12 years ago

    u should video tape yourself and become a millionare

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  • Misses-Jack-Sparrow
    12 years ago

    I kinda ruined the moment there didn't I ( hahaha that's genius)

    U should say to people in a yelling voice " GET IN MY BELLY" and point at ur belly. ( hahaha) we would b great friends!!! All my friends are weirdly great in there own way!!!

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  • IronMaiden777
    13 years ago

    That's HILARIOUS. Keep up the good work.

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  • JanIAm
    16 years ago

    I don't. But thanks for asking.

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  • hazeltopping
    15 years ago

    he previous comments were SO helpful! idiots ¬¬"

    Anyways. Why don't you try calming down. Next time you speaking with someone, just stop, and think about what you would have said, then... dont say it. Start from the basics.

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