Im ginger + proud. (and comebacks for gingers? please)

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Hey, I'm a ginger. I
I get bullied just because of my hair colour.
Has anybody got any comebacks for me?..... Please?
And yes, I know. Somepeople say that gingers don't have souls and steal them from other people. Wrong. And apparently, we turn into vampires when we die.....what?!

Anyway, please can you vote on the options below, and comment why you picked thay answer, and please write down comebacks for me ;) Thanks!
(BTW, the bottom option ends a t 'I'm' its ment to be I'm not ginger.)

I love gingers! I am one! 111
I hate gingers, I am one. 18
I love gingers, I'm not one. 31
I hate gingers, I'm not one. 3
I ♡ gingers, and I think its only jerks that make fun of gingers, I'm 31
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  • disthing
    9 years ago

    You just say, "At least I'm not a c*nt."

    Then you spit at them ferociously.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Do you taste like ginger too? Ginger tastes good.

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      ...hot and spicy!

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    I'm proud to be a luminescent peahen.

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    • VirgilManly
      9 years ago

      Is it natural or from a bottle?

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      • dirtybirdy
        9 years ago

        Its more of a jar, though not an open door.

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        • VirgilManly
          9 years ago

          Your door is a jar? I love a a jar of plumb door jamb.

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  • Tommythecat.
    9 years ago

    There is no comeback for a ginger sadly, southpark basically finished them off.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    9 years ago

    Bottom option

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  • cupcake_wants
    9 years ago

    I really like a ginger beer called crabbies.

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  • myownopinions
    9 years ago

    Well if they talk to you about soul stealing, you could say something like, "Don't worry, I wouldn't steal YOUR soul. Too unworthy," or maybe "That's right. I'm a ginger and proud. It's just too bad that you don't have a soul to steal." You could always go with the classic "I may be [insert insult used against you], but at least I'm not [insert insult]." I don't know, just making this up as I go along...

    Anyways, blame South Park for the ginger hate. I'm indifferent.

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  • Shackleford96
    9 years ago

    I've always found most red-haired people rather friendly. I've not really ever liked the term "ginger," it's usually meant in a demeaning way...

    Anyway, I don't really have any good comebacks. Sorry.

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  • Pika-girl
    9 years ago

    I like the hair color of gingers! It's so beautiful!

    Also because my favorite Pokemon character, Misty, is one.

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    • Shackleford96
      9 years ago

      I used to have a crush on Misty when I was younger. Then I got older and realized she's got like NO tits. None. Sad day...

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      • Pika-girl
        9 years ago

        I was sad when she left. I'm not lesbian or bi, so I can't have a crush on her, but I do Pokeshipping (Ash and Misty). I was so angry and sad when she left!

        Stupid May got the tits... Meh!

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    I'm a day walker.

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    • VirgilManly
      9 years ago

      Turning tricks on the Vegas strip dressed as a parochial school girl?

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        Nope.

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