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I have been this guys mistress for twenty years. He only stays with his wife because he feels sorry for her and she has a really good job. his alchoholic wife found out about us and came to my house and pooped all over my outside christmas decorations and is threatening to send photos of us to my husband and mother. how do we get her to calm down.
You are getting what is known as "Karma", serves you right for having an affair and that whilst you are also married. In short you are nothing better than a common whore!
Any lady crazy enough to poop on your christmas decorations is crazy enough to poop in your mouth. RealTalk.
crazy lady is skinny and in her mid 60's and surprisingly not bad looking for being a drunk she must have pickled herself or had work done her poops are huge.... she must have been saving them up or something
Is she a large woman?
Basically what I'm asking is how much poop was there?
Ask her if rather than pooping, she would like to fuck your husband instead. That would even the score, and be a nice introduction to swinging for all four of you.