Is it normal women are jealous of my appearance?

I am male and women are always expressing jealousy regarding my hair, eyelashes, nails, and metabolism. IIN?

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76% Normal
Based on 42 votes (32 yes)
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Comments ( 16 )
  • seekelp

    Most women are jealous of my ability to transmute iron ore into solid gold.

    So are many men.

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    • NeofelisNebulosa

      Everyone knows it goes from iron to silver and only then to gold :P

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    • Arm0se

      skyrim?

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    • Soula_Sou

      troll

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  • BadPuns

    Yea it's normal. Somehow a lot of boys/men seem to have longer eyelashes than women. Men can eat more without getting fat (women have more bodyfat). The hair and the nails; we (yes, I'm a woman) are giving them too much attention... We polish, dye, use blow dryers, brush too much, have 'bad haircuts' all the time, etc. etc. Which is bad for nails/hair so men tend to look 'more natural' and 'healthy' in that way.

    It doesn't really matter which gender you are; if we see some pretty eyelashes on someone, prettier than our own eyelashes, we want to have them.

    I think it's something like this.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Is that you, ItDuz?

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    • Not this time unless my prettiness has developed its own conciousness. D:

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  • MangoTango

    They probably like how you look. What's wrong with that? But, jealous of you? How can that be? Its not as if you're their competition, or are you? LOL!

    If you have super healthy gorgeous features? This is wonderful. All that means is that you have excellent health.

    I've seen plenty of men with insanely perfect hair and nails. They don't do anything special to get it. Must be their genetic luck.

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  • Tybo626

    Well aren't you just perfect

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  • thegypsysailor

    Most women are jealous of my ability to wear the little black dress and look good in it.

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    • Soula_Sou

      troll

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      • thegypsysailor

        Yeah, you said that already. Got any new material or is that as far as you've gotten?

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  • Anal_Aladdin_Clooney

    Of course it is normal, darling, and it is something I likewise experience every day. Women who meet me inevitably say such catty things as "how could a horse-faced, bony, hyperthyroid-eyed, deep-fried and Black No. 1-hair dyed Arab skin puppet like that cunt ever get herself married to George Clooney?"

    Of course, I chalk it up to a severe case of the jealous (ahem, only children on Instagram say "jelly"), as my spectacular, pale and austere beauty hasn't yet been acquired by them as it has by my formerly randy bachelor now dick in a box husband George.

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  • januarycurse

    it's possible that they are jealous especially because most men don't use products or take care of their appearance.

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  • Wilder654

    I think their just being nice and gettin attention

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    • Soula_Sou

      true

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