Is it normal whenever i meet someone new i wonder what they be like in a

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zombie apocalypse? would they be brave or scared? would they be fast or slow? what would they be best for fighting or supplies or scouting? how good will they handle their emotions if they lost a leg or family? would they leave me behind or eat me to survive? i sometimes think about this without realizing im staring at the people and then they feel weird and i get embarrassed. i always know i know that i would partner up with if the world went to hell

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  • chole
    9 years ago

    Whenever I talk to someone new, I imagine them having sex. Whether I even find them sex-able or not.

    So, totally normal, pretty sure everyone has their own variation.

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  • Freedom_
    9 years ago

    I do this too, but more so with people I know well.

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    • icameinsidemyself
      9 years ago

      You are so fucking hot. My left testicle just became inflammed three times its original size.

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      • Freedom_
        9 years ago

        I am somehow disgusted and aroused at the same time.

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  • KeepsakeDoll
    9 years ago

    There's actually a zombie apocalypse survival course offered by a college near me.

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  • TrustMeImLying
    9 years ago

    Pretty sure you'll like this if you haven't already seen it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPhuefvauuk

    And you know, you can live out this seemingly overwhelming fantasy of yours. There are these zombie race/obstacle events. I know various US/UK cities have them every year. I even came across a youtube video where there was one in the philippines? I could be wrong but my point is they are pretty much everywhere. I should poitn out though that those runs are NOT like the video above, especially the zombies which are a lot more tame -- just so you don't have high expectations. I've yet to go to one myself

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    9 years ago

    ............ I have a plan, me and my brother got drunk one day and discussed it, now we have an in depth zombie apocalypse plan lol, and I think its pretty good but you know the rule of zombies, everyone dies, even those who survive end up dying in the sequel when the safe place they've escaped to goes to shit

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    I live on a boat; zombies can not swim. I have lots of guns and knives; zombies do not.
    My boat is small so no, you may not come aboard. But I will help you get your own.

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    • Freedom_
      9 years ago

      They can't swim but they can walk under water!

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      • thegypsysailor
        9 years ago

        And exactly how would you imagine they would get from the bottom of the ocean up several miles, to the boat?
        Naw, I'm safe from zombies. Pirates however, now there's horse of a different color.

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    • Incomplet
      9 years ago

      The main concern I hear about living on a boat during an apocalypse always points at long-term sustainability. Will you have the food, sanitary procedures, medicine and technology to survive for what could be more than a decade?

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      • thegypsysailor
        9 years ago

        Fish in the sea. Fruits, vegetables, grain, fuel (coconut oil) and such from now deserted islands.
        What tech, it's a sailboat; that's pretty low tech. What are sanitary procedures? What need of medicine more than ancient man had? There are no diseases on the sea. I've sails many tens of thousands of miles without a serious injury to any person aboard.
        Sustainability is not a problem. Without man, the seas will quickly rebound from his greed.

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        • Incomplet
          9 years ago

          Sure you have fish, but harnessing fruits, vegetables and the like will become a lot more difficult.

          Plantations and farms are generally far from shore, that'll mean you must leave your sailboat (and potentially risk losing that to thieves). Even if you manage to reach a farm, it'll likely be looted clean. Shops would be targeted immediately, in the time it takes you to dock your boat to make your way there, the best stuff (and maybe everything) will be gone or locked into somewhere too secure to take a risk for.

          Even if you chance upon a deserted island, the probability of ample amounts of edible vegetation aren't likely to be in your favour. They're deserted for a reason, and it's usually because they're uninhabitable. Farms will be overgrown by invasive plants after weeks or months so your chances of harvesting leftovers are sparse.

          Then there's the problem with storms. If zombies are busy roaming the coastline, what are you going to do?

          I'm talking about sicknesses like the common cold or the flu. You'll still need medication for that and what you have on your boat will eventually run out. If you dock to go to a pharmacy, in all likelihood - it's already picked clean. Pharmacies are a top destination for looters.

          Oh, and about zombies walking on the seabed - wouldn't you be worried that one climbed your anchor line?

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          • thegypsysailor
            9 years ago

            OK, this is it; one last time.
            Many, many small islands will become unpopulated in time, so no worries about thieves. Those that don't will have no zombies, obviously. Fruit and veges grow just fine untended. I sail by waterside farms almost daily down here in the Caribbean.
            What invasive plants? The fruit and veges ARE the native plants, more common than weeds.
            Dude, I sailed around the world; storms are of no consequence or a worry; certainly no reason to go ashore.
            The sicknesses you speak of are passed from human to human. Even though I presently go ashore almost daily, I haven't had a cold in 20+ years, nor the flu, actually I can not remember the last time I was sick at all. Meds and illnesses are just not of concern to us.
            Climbing my anchor chain? Be real. One little rope or chain surrounded by thousands of miles of water; what are the chances? Anyway I could make a 'zombie' alarm for my anchor.
            Nope, zombie apocalypses, atomic war, racial/religious wars, disease outbreaks or anything else I've thought of are just not a problem for me and mine. I know many, many places where we would live well that can only be reached by boat. Even the nuclear winter might be survivable for us; maybe.
            I sailed over a 45' tsunami in the Pacific Ocean and out there in deep water it was about 3" high. Most natural disasters can not affect us either.

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            • Incomplet
              9 years ago

              Alright, one last time?

              Your small islands argument still doesn't hold water. Even if the thieves died out they probably still would've used the supplies you wanted to loot.

              No, fruit and veges do not "grow just fine untended" there's a reason why farming is a full-time job.

              No, the fruit and vegetables you see usually aren't "true" native plants. They're usually crossbreeds, engineered or imported. Do you know what a wild banana plant looks like? The point is, the fruit we eat on a day-to-day basis is largely engineered in a highly restricted gene pool which puts it at risk of collapse if there is not constant human supervision. They just don't have the same hardiness to introduced threats that their wild ancestors do.

              You can search about banana genetics if you doubt me. The crops need to be regularly sprayed with fungicide to prevent the entire harvest from rotting out.

              Do you know why there's so many types of weed repellant sold? It's because crop weeds inhibit the growth of crops, contaminate harvested crops, reproduce rapidly and spread rapidly. They can also host crop pests such as aphids, fungal rots and viruses. Don't even get me started on crop pests.

              Okay, perhaps, you're exceptionally resilient to illnesses, but it doesn't mean everybody else is. People have genetic illnesses, disabilities and can catch infections from so much as bleeding. To be fair, if you're on land during a zombie apocalypse, the collapse of sewers are bound to mess with your immune system. Not to mention a spike in the levels of bacteria and fungal matter due to the increase in corpses.

              "Climbing my anchor chain? Be real. One little rope or chain surrounded by thousands of miles of water; what are the chances?" Not something you'd want, to be honest. Waterside residencies are popular and you see farms frequently. There's bound to be hundreds if not thousands of zombies near you. Assuming they rely on smell and hearing, they'll probably track you. How are you going to make this alarm only trigger if a zombie is climbing up? And so what if you have an alarm installed? How are you going to remove the zombie from your anchor?

              You sailed over a tsunami, but plenty of others don't. You've braved a number of storms, good for you. But typhoons, storms, tsunami have killed more than enough sailors.

              I'm ending this discussion. You have a few points concerning yourself, your plans and your family's health - those I can not dispute. It is difficult to argue about the zombie and the anchor simply because this discussion would plunge into the world of physics and assumptions. However, the remaining points I've made are final and I am unwilling to further comment on the subject.

              There's no more to say. I rest my case.

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