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i use this terminology as it is slightly humorous and as I am a man and therefore have no idea what giving birth actually feels like, so I have arrived at the closest approximation.
I would assume child birth would be like trying to push a watermelon through your pee hole \:
Haha. I like to think of my defecation sessions as giving birth to monstrous offspring.
A big shit does not feel like childbirth.
But I often refer to the feeling of being full as a food baby. But really only if I ate a burrito. Burrito baby.
Isn't it more like food corpse? It's had its lifetime in your digestive system.
I usually call that birthing a mud snake or a mean mud snake depending on how much fiber I've eaten.
Don't name things because then you grow attached to them. It must be a horrifying experience after every dump :(
God dammit that's gross, and I'm not even a particularly squeamish person.
*pukes*