Is it normal what is the best way to make ham?

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I was thinking of making a glaze and then sticking cloves in it and maybe pineapple on top ? Been using the Joy of cooking book and website,but if anyone has a better idea let me know. How many cloves are too many? Or should I just stick to pineapple brown sugar. Doing this for my girlfriend. She loved the chocolate crinkle cookies by the way.

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  • anti-hero
    9 years ago

    Step one: roll it around in the grass a bit.

    Step two: kick it tender.

    Step three: Fuck it like you love it.

    Step four: set it on fire and throw it in your neighbors bushes.

    Step five: Go buy a new ham.

    Step six: Repeat steps 1-5, until someone takes you to the mental hospital.

    Step seven: Eat the ham they cook at the mental hospital.

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  • eastbeast
    9 years ago

    I favour the 'Zen' approach.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    You cannot go wrong with the Joy of Cooking.

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  • Crusades_
    9 years ago

    Telling liberals that they're delusional is the best way. They go ham afterwards.

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  • pastor_of_muppets
    9 years ago

    Stay away from cloves. They just mess everything up.

    I don't know how to make ham per-sé, but I can tell you that it does not go well with green eggs.

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