Is it normal weird girlfriend problem

Ok so here it is. I've been going out with this girl for almost a year and it's been great. Before this, I had never had a girlfriend or done sex or anything and it was like a weight was lifted off my back. And I don't know if this is going too fast or not but now she's moved into my place. And that's when the weirdness starts in.

One night we start drinking a little wine and getting a bit tipsy and we start talking about sexual fantasies. So I'm talking about stuff like doing anal and whatnot and she's getting visibly uncomfortable and hesitant about talking up her own fantasies. Finally she gives in. She wants to act like a toddler and play with barbie and have me wipe her butt when she's gone poopy. She actually uses the word poopy. Then she tells me I would also have to spank her bare bottom when she's been bad. I have no idea what “being bad” would entail from an adult trying to emulate a toddler, but it all sounds so bizarre that I think “what the hell, lets try it out.” So I say lets do it.

The next day I get home from work, and sure enough there's fucking barbies and toy trucks and crap strewn everywhere, and I find her in the bedroom on the floor playing with a fire truck making siren noises. I'm thinking, ok this is sort of cute. This goes on for a few days, and here's where it starts getting out of hand.

I get home and there's fucking crayon all over the walls. Crayon. Do you know how hard it is to get that shit off the walls? It's like oh great there goes the security deposit. She's sitting in the kitchen and she's eaten a whole shitload of oreos and there's crumbs all over the place. I mean I was beside myself, especially since I had gone to the store and gotten all this gourmet food for dinner and she's just spoiled her appetite! Then she waddles out of the kitchen haphazardly like nothings wrong and goes and sits about two feet from the tv like a moron, and it's at this point I decide it's time for a spanking. So I haul her up by her armpit and hustle her into the bedroom, and all the while she's shrieking and crying like a petulant little child. I push her down on the bed and retrieve a belt from the closet while she's making these muffled sobs and pleading into the bed spread, but when I started to yank her pants down I just totally lost my nerve..she'd pissed her pants. She'd been walking around my house sitting on the furniture with pee pants. I couldn't do it. I was disgusted with her. Then I start screaming at her and she's crying and screaming “daddy I'm sorry.” Daddy? Whoa. First of all I'm not ready to be no daddy. And second I'm not her fucking daddy! This is getting really demented. I ended up leaving the house and went to stay at my friends place. I haven't been back to that house for three days and I don't know what to do. Any advice on how to resolve this situation would be much appreciated.

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  • (s)aint

    I think ... you did good trying to indulge in her fantasy, but to me it feels like she has been bottling this up for maybe her whole life and then just went apeshit crazy when she could finally let her little personality out.

    Still, a bit overkil.

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  • Short4Words

    Take her to child counseling

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  • chained_rage

    What is wrong with you? You can't just leave your kid at home for three days. How will it feed itself?

    Dude, seriously, your girlfriend sounds fucked in the head. Give her up for adoption.

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  • EvilUncleEarnie

    I have known several women and men who are into Diaper Play. It is just another one of the sexual fetishes. Paraphilic infantilism. Diaper fetishists and diaper lovers (DLs) are often associated with adult babies, as both wear diapers, but the former do not engage in childlike behavior, while that is the distinguishing characteristic of adult babies (ABs).

    Nothing wrong with it... Just get her to indulge in your own fantasies.

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  • Arm0se

    Woah. I've heard of people getting off pretending to be a child, but that is some next level shit right there. Tell her you no want, or at least not 24/7... Wait... You left her alone for three days and she's still in child mode? You better check to see she hasn't injured herself or something.

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    • NeofelisNebulosa

      He's gonna go back to a ruined house with shit all over the floor

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      • Arm0se

        Literal shit probably.

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    • My friend finally forced me to go with him back to my house this morning to find out what's been going on over there. The first thing that hit us when we walked through the door was the smell. Like urine and feces. The house was absolutely quiet too. It was like a horror movie. The kitchen was a complete disaster. There were cookies and cereal and the like all over the floor. Most of the cabinets were wide open. The fridge was ajar and the food was all spoiled.

      The bathroom was the worst part though. My guess is that she'd pooped her pants and tried to flush her underwear down the toilet to try and hide it. Well, that didn't work, so the toilet overflowed. The bathroom happens to be carpeted too, so you can imagine the logistics of cleaning shit water out of carpet.

      We moved to the bedroom and found her naked from the waist down and covered in filth, cowering in the closet like some skittish animal. It was very disturbing. I was able to get in touch with her old college roommate, who found her parents phone number. So they're flying up from Florida this afternoon to come get her.

      She hasn't said a word since we found her. She's traumatized. I think I might have really fucked up this time. I shouldn't have left her there in the state she was in. At the very least I should've tried to talk to her about what was going on before I stormed out of the house.

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      • Arm0se

        This better not be a troll post because it gave me the feels. I hope she's going to be alright. Are you going to stay with her or break up?

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        • We've been going together for about a year now. I feel like breaking up with her after this whole ordeal would be akin to dumping someone who just got a terminal cancer diagnosis. It wouldn't be right at all, and I'm not like that.

          I'm picking her parents up at the airport tonight. I don't think they've seen their daughter for quite a long time. Since we've been together she hasn't spoken much about them or try to contact them that I know of.

          It's going to be really awkward and uncomfortable when I take them back here. I cringe when I think about it. Me and my buddy are getting the house cleaned up so they at least don't have to be first hand witnesses to the severity of my girlfriend's episode.

          She's a little better now though. I went out and bought her some milk and she's sitting on the couch cradling one of her stuffed animals. Clearly she is still under the delusion that she's a child.

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          • Arm0se

            I'm really interested in this for some reason. Keep me posted?

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  • NeofelisNebulosa

    I don't know whether to laugh or scream after reading that.

    Lol, you should see how willing she is to continue the fantasy by driving her to your local daycare

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    • NeuroNeptunian

      Omfg god yes

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    • Short4Words

      This is fucking hilarious.

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      • NeofelisNebulosa

        Lol she can socialize with the other toddlers

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        • Short4Words

          He can set her up on play dates with his friends girlfriends

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  • RoseIsabella

    Get rid of her bat shit crazy ass!

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  • reginaFalangi

    Maybe she has some serious childhood issues and needs professional help?
    Poor thing, makes me worry.

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  • PeeJay123

    If its to work, you need rules. If it was me there would only be 2 rules.

    1. Crayoning the walls or anything serious like that - BEING THROWN OUT PERMANENTLY.

    2. Making a mess. LONG HARD NAKE SPANKING UNTIL SHE SAYS SORRY.

    Isn't that enough?

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  • horny_simpletons

    This is somewhat of a common kink. She is what's called a "little" and you're the "dominant" one. But she's taking it way too far. I wondered if this was a joke because it's so crazy but idk...if you're a troll you're a convincing one.

    Just wondering, how old is she? Does she have unresolved parent issues, or did she just recently get into this?

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  • Anonymous200

    You might need to take her to a therapist. We all have things we like to do that are childish, but when you actually think you're a child and can't take care of yourself, then it is a huge problem.

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  • This was both hilarious and sad. If you are really into her maybe come up with some sort of compromise. Whats sad is that avoiding her after that may fuck her up even more. Maybe talk to her about how you feel the behavior was inappropriate and you will both have to decide whether or not to stay in a relationship with incompatable fetishes.

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  • cheesyDBLbeefy

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is wrong on so many levels. but i guess we found patient zero of daddy issues

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    • Ellenna

      It's not wrong as such, but not normal to carry a fantasy to that extent

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    sincerely hopin she aint on the lease

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