Is it normal weed made me become gay

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One night I smoked a joint and went to sleep. As I was falling asleep I went into this sort of trance and I began having visions of penises. In this sort of half awake, half asleep state where I knew I was dreaming, I was in a world where everyone was gay. I was saying to people that I didn't get why I was here because I wasn't gay and then somebody said, "Well you weren't but since you smoked that joint you are now". Then I woke up and was gay. I'm even into antiques and all that stuff, all from one joint. It's weird though because my friends smoked the same stuff and they didn't turn gay? Why did this happen? I didn't know weed made people turn gay? Maybe it was just me

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  • Tommythecat.
    9 years ago

    *rolls eyes

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  • Fall_leaves
    9 years ago

    My friend shit her pants the last time we smoked, it didn't make me shit my pants. Why didn't it make me shit my pants too?

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    • loyally
      9 years ago

      Because your sphincter wasn't holding a pound of feces for an extended amount of time.

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  • mountain-man82
    9 years ago

    Weed didnt make you gay. You were already gay and in denile about it.

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    • EccentricWeird
      9 years ago

      *penile

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  • Freedom_
    9 years ago

    Son, I told yeh to stay AWAY from the THE DEVILS LETTUCE!

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  • loyally
    9 years ago

    You were already gay to begin with but you had repressed those feelings. The weed just made you aware of your gayness.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    I was at Walmart the other day purchasing some Reese's flavored Oreos. They didn't have any on the shelf so I looked behind some of the other flavors. I found some behind packages of Double Stuff Oreos. Satisfied, I took them and went to the Self-Scan register and paid for them. Then I hear this tall, loud woman shouting and hollering about someone taking the package of Oreos she had hidden the other day to pay for later. I picked up my bag and walked to the door. I guess she saw me because she chased me all the way to my car. Security had to hold her down so I could drive away without running her dumb ass over. I never fail to run into some idiot at Walmart.

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    • iEatZombies_
      9 years ago

      You should try those Little Debbie peanut butter creme pies. Fuckin good.
      And who the hell hides oreos behind oreos? What an idiot.

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        9 years ago

        I had no idea they made those since no stores in my area carry those. Thanks for telling me. I might just search for them online now.

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        • iEatZombies_
          9 years ago

          They're pretty new. They've only been out for a couple months.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    I woke up this morning a teen age girl, but after a joint with my coffee, presto I'm "Sitting on the park bench --
    eyeing little girls with bad intent.
    Snot is running down my nose --
    greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes."

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    • Tommythecat.
      9 years ago

      *flute solo

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    • Bobblahblah
      9 years ago

      "Feeling like a dead duck."

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      • thegypsysailor
        9 years ago

        A-fucking-mazing what a joint in the morning (or was it the coffee?) can do to a person, ain't it?

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    9 years ago

    This is a fake post just so ya know, can't believe people actually fell for this lol

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  • Mypenisislarge
    9 years ago

    You were already gay to begin with. You were really fucking gay.

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  • Lies
    9 years ago

    Truth is we mass produce living beings just like you just to rape,torture, steal their babies and murder them. then on top of that we eat their dead bodies and turn them into ***, now if im lost for wanting that to end then wtf are you..? the truth does hurt it might be to much for you to comprehend but IT IS A HOLOCAUST and IT IS *** HORRIBLE. troll all you want but at least realize whats goin on and stop being a fuckin zombie flesh eating idiot

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  • ThisIsImpossible
    9 years ago

    Hahahaha

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    Reefer Madness lives. Just ask the old fellar.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Weed's been making me get angry lately.

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      Cut back on how much you smoke.

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        I don't smoke all the time. Usually I smoke a bowl or two every few days. Often I am fine but sometimes I get angry about things I start thinking about. I have a reverse effect to a lot of substances.

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  • robbieforgotpw
    9 years ago

    You'll fit right in there are a lot of homos here

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