Is it normal to wrap your penis in silver duck tape?

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I was circumcised at a young age and for whatever reason, I truly miss my foreskin. That being said, sometimes wen I'm alone I'll wrap my penis in duck tape as sort of an aesthetical substitute; I can even wrap it in such a way that it's open on the end just slightly and for a brief few days, I feel somewhat whole again. I give it ample time to collect the cheese which tends to stick to the adhesive, then I catalog the used, cheese filled duck tape remnant in a mason jar with a label indicating the date it was put on, the date it came off, total elapsed time it was ON my penis, and also the number of erections I had during that time. I wonder if I'm alone?

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    When I read your title, I assumed as well as hoped, that it would have been kinky. It wasn't and I am a tad disappointed.

    Your post is strange. Yet, I find it to be strangely touching and sad. I'm sorry that you were robbed of your foreskin! Perhaps, you could consider foreskin restoration?

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  • RainbowDischarge
    9 years ago

    I use the Hello Kitty print duct tape from Walmart on my penis. Its fun and the kids love it.

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  • VirgilManly
    9 years ago

    Don't get laid much do you?

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Where do you find, "duck tape?" Is that in the poultry section?

    Duct tape would work much better.

    If you're going to troll, know your subject.

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    • Gspyder
      9 years ago

      Where I'm from it's called both, there's even. "duck" brand tape.

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        LOL! I actually researched it, planning to dress you down with my wealth of knowledge. I honestly thought that duct tape was created to seal duct work in residential and industrial applications. "Duck Tape" is a brand name, and I planned to ridicule you because I thought that they played on words, catering to people who misunderstood.

        Turns out that you're right. In the WWII era, researchers applied adhesive to a "duck cloth" backing, making a strong, pressure sensitive tape. Duck tape.

        I give you a humble nod, and an apology. ;)

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        • Gspyder
          9 years ago

          Awesome, I really thought it was a regional thing like pronouncing the "o" in "opossum." Now the next time someone says it's duct tape I can tell them to look it up :)

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  • Gspyder
    9 years ago

    The "collecting cheese" part makes me suspect that this post is a joke, but if not, this could be of interest
    www.restoringforeskin.org

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    Weirdo:/

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