Is it normal to wish there were more muslims in my country?

I know that you're all going to make a bunch of inane statements about Muslims out-breeding westerners and terrorist attacks, but I really wish there were more Muslims in my country. I'm not a religious person myself, per se, but I love the drama that the mere existence of Muslims creates amongst the fundies and the wingnuts in my little corner of the south ("HUUR!!! Deyr ruinin' are Christian traditions we were founded on tha Bible and dehr usin' Obama to do it HURR!"). I think it would be fun to watch them argue with one another, assuming they don't all start forming hate groups.

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Comments ( 25 )
  • Darkoil

    What a spastic point of view.

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    • What about my view is spastic, precisely?

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      • Darkoil

        I think you meant " How is my point of view spastic?".

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        • No, I meant for you to answer the question, pinhead. My statement is grammatically correct so piss off, Eichmann.

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          • Darkoil

            *Yes, thanks Darkoil for correcting me.

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  • RoseIsabella

    You're just bored down South and looking to enjoy some good old fashioned drama, fool. I'm a Southerner myself, and I highly suggest you take a trip to Dearborn, Michigan then perhaps you'll change your silly tune. I'm not asking you to whistle Dixie or anything, but Mardi Gras is right around the corner. Come spring time it will be crawfish season! There are plenty of of other wonderful thangs down South, honey child. Be grateful for and enjoy what you have.

    If you're this bored I suggest you take class or find a hobby. Now go get you some fried chicken and a glass of sweet tea and stop with the crazy talk.

    Hey, where are you down South anyway? I've spent time in the Deep South along the Gulf Coast among other places those folks know how to have good time.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      fuck crawdads thems for tourists

      eatin nutrias where its at

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      • RoseIsabella

        Mwahahaha, Nutrias!

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        • wistfulmaiden

          rat on a bun, anyone?

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    • wistfulmaiden

      I really want some shrimp and crawfish etouffee. Zoup used to sell it but I haven't seen it on the menu lately. I cant make a roux for shit! Last time I nearly burned my house down :(

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  • Legion

    Yes there are a lot of stupid fundie Christians, but at least they wont kill me if i disagree with them.

    If a Muslim (or any group) wants to practice among themselves, that's fine, so long as they dont advocate violence and hatred.

    but dont try to convert me. I follow my own path.

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  • Blue_Velvet

    Sure, if you want to experience corrupted politicians, terrorists and civil wars..

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    • Oh hey, we've had plenty of those in the south before! Just like old times, eh?

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  • no you don't

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  • anti-hero

    I'm ashamed to be from your area.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    so watchin jerry springer aint enough for yall?

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    • Having been raised amongst these people, I have a higher tolerance than most when it comes to their batshittery. I need something a little stronger.

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  • thegypsysailor

    You sure are assuming a great deal. Hate is the currency of the ignorant.

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  • RamenNoodleMaster#3

    thats the mindset they had in Europe and now they are in all kinds of trouble, hopefully hey can solve things peacefully over there.

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  • Brownblowout

    Burqas do keep unattractive women from showing their faces

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  • wistfulmaiden

    It seems you just like controversy and debating, theres plenty of forums for that if you know where to look.
    Im not a big fan of Islam but sometimes I DO wish I had a burka for those bad hair days.

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  • green_boogers

    If you live with the ignorant, the joke is on you.

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    • Because we all choose where we're born and we all have the resources to relocate as we wish, eh?

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      • green_boogers

        In the long run, I think people can improve their lives and find a better place in the world.

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  • dirtybirdy

    HUURDUUR! HURRDURR!

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