Is it normal to wish my dick was removable?

42% Normal
23 Comments

So I can shove it in bitches mouths when they won't stfu, is it normal?

Voting Results
42% Normal
Based on 73 votes (31 yes)
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 23 )
  • VirgilManly
    9 years ago | pl

    I suppose you could just use a knife to remove it.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    7
    7
      -
    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      *Offers the Gorilla a banana*
      ;-)

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      1
      1
        -
      • wistfulmaiden
        9 years ago

        I wish male penises were retractable like most animals. Makes sense from an aesthetic and practical point no?

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        1
        1
          -
        • RoseIsabella
          9 years ago

          Actually, I like a nice shlong, but kosher of course.

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          1
          1
            -
          • wistfulmaiden
            9 years ago

            of course.
            Im not gonna lie I prefer "off with their heads"!

            Comment Hidden ( show )
            0
            0
              -
            • RoseIsabella
              9 years ago

              Hahaha... No beheading.
              >:-O
              I'm just not a fan of turtleneck sweaters.
              ;-)

              Comment Hidden ( show )
              0
              0
    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      No, I want it to be detachable like a screw in or a clip on dick, know what I'm sayin?

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • modernism
        9 years ago

        What would be there once you remove it? Would there be a hidden vagina or something? Gotta think these things through.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        4
        4
          -
        • sexysonofsam
          9 years ago

          I concur, once off, what the fuck to do? Do you fulfill your life long fantasy of giving yourself a blowjob or what? do you shove it up your arse to see what your girlfriend is always bitching about or what? what to do, what to do? Do you suddenly find out you have a hidden vagina and start fingering it or what? what, what, what? these voices continuously asking me these questions are driving me over the edge...what if the edge is not real?

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          1
          1
            -
          • modernism
            9 years ago

            Lol, all of the above, I'd assume. If you're going to have a removable dick, you can't just be like "OH! Isn't this neat?" then screw it back on. That defeats the point.

            Comment Hidden ( show )
            0
            0
  • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll
    9 years ago | pl

    For a moment, I was about to get all philosophical . . . My brain must be broken to even consider getting serious on this post. . .

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    6
    6
  • sexysonofsam
    9 years ago

    Why do you want to make believe that we must believe that you want to shove it other woman's mouths, when we know that you actually want to shove it in your own mouth?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    2
    2
  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    womens would insist on keepin em when their fellers left the house

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    2
    2
  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
      -
    • Holzman_67
      9 years ago

      Exactly what I was thinking.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
  • shuggy-chan
    9 years ago

    YUP

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • helpful_demon
    7 years ago

    just by seeing the heading of your question, I wanted to say that yeah, that's probably a fairly-normal thought, there could be plenty of advantages to removable genitalia, so why NOT? unfortunately, everything you wrote AFTER the initial question was NOT GOOD, and really not a good reason to want to be able to remove your dick. whether it's detachable or not, please refrain from sticking it in other people's mouths when they do not want you to do so.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    I wish it was detachable too so women could hide it from you or if youre really bad, put it in the garbage disposal.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Nokiot9
    9 years ago

    Normally when I date someone, I'll chloroform them and pad lock a dog shock collar with the governing circuit taken out onto their neck, and link it to the remote and put it on my belt. That way I can just shock the hell out of them when they piss me off.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • randypete
    9 years ago

    nutter

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    "Why! The better to slap you with, my dear!"

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • reminiscent
    9 years ago

    I dont know what I expected

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0