Is it normal to wish i had the powers of the dark side?

Most days and nights I wish I had the power to force choke people and other "Dark Side" powers. Is this normal or do I just like the movies too much?

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Based on 27 votes (19 yes)
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  • dirtybirdy

    I prefer the dark crystal.

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    • VenomBurn

      This too was a favorite of mine growing up, but less powers, more elves.

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    • RoseIsabella

      That was a totally awesome movie!

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      • dirtybirdy

        I love it and own it. Just watched it recently. Total classic!

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  • PhillipLoco

    Buy a book called :
    Luciferian Witchcraft
    by Michael W. Ford
    Available via amazon.com

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    • VenomBurn

      What does that have to do with having the power of a dark Jedi?

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      • PhillipLoco

        Great for dark spells LOL Dark Magick Black Magick.

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        • VenomBurn

          Good point, my mind was clouded by hate, fear, anger, the dar...well you know the rest haha

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  • RoseIsabella

    OMG! Just had a flashback of Charlie Murphy talking about kicking Rick James' ass!
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆
    DARKNESS!!!

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  • Terence_the_viking

    I wish i had a light saber and blaster.

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  • jollycholly

    No no no. You're normal. What you need to do is get a big white cowboy hat, a pair of bright green long Johns, and a long silver cape. Crash the set of Kelley and Michael and announce that you are going to be the replacement for Big Mike when he moves to GMA. Don't worry, you have Dark Side powers (whatever the fuck that is). So you'll just fine.

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    • VenomBurn

      If you don't know what "The Dark Side" is you are either a moron or an infant. So good luck with that either way.

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