Is it normal to wear a tyrannosaurus costume during foreplay?

After much begging and pleading, my wife has finally come around and now allows me to wear a T-Rex costume during foreplay. I just can't imagine getting my freak on any other way; normally, I would have to simply imagine that I am a dinosaur in order for this to be the case, but now that I've come so close to making my fantasies a reality, I just can't go back. The thought of women being forcefully taken by some sort of monster has been a longtime fantasy of mine (I blame the various examples of such phenomena in the media for corrupting me as a child), I suppose because of how brutish and animalistic the whole concept is. Of course, I now have to compromise and engage in more of my wife's weird fantasies, but in spite of everything, I think it's all worth it. We're not hurting anyone or anything.

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Based on 33 votes (22 yes)
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Comments ( 12 )
  • VirgilManly

    Oh Barney behave!

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  • seekelp

    Reading the title, I thought this would be a lazy troll. After reading the post itself, I'm slightly doubting my original assumption. Well done, I suppose.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Your last two sentences summed up why it's normal. :)

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  • mystery7

    Sounds awesome. I like the idea. How does a T-Rex do it anyway?

    From behind? (can't call it doggy style because dogs weren't invented back then) Or does he eat the female alive first. Where can I get a T Rex or other dinosaur costume?

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    • We generally do it doggy style, though I myself am not entirely familiar with the mating rituals of extinct theropod dinosaurs (if only there were a Kama Sutra on the matter).

      This picture might be used for instructive purposes:

      http://public.media.smithsonianmag.com//filer/c1/7e/c17e66de-c08b-41d7-b39f-0283bad12434/1024px-muja-tyrannosaurus.jpg

      Also, eating my wife doesn't seem like such a bad idea:

      http://i.imgur.com/RNsllbU.gif

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      • mystery7

        That gif was the best!

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    • ThatOneDudez

      "Dogs weren't invented back then"
      "Weren't invented back"
      "INVENTED"
      Well I could be wrong but um... I'm pretty sure you can't build an entire species...

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      • Ace09

        Watch me.

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        • ThatOneDudez

          DO IT BRO! DO IT!
          ...
          N- no seriously. Do it. I wanna see what you can come up with.

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  • shuggy-chan

    I love you

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  • CountessDouche

    How do you rip her clothes off with those short, gimpy arms? Huh?

    I actually want to know.

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    • I have taken certain liberties with the dimensions of the costume; the 'arms' are actually sleeves which fit over my own arms.

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