Is it normal to want to steal his hat?

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Every time I go to the flea market, I see this Sikh walking around in a turban. I know it's part of his religion to wear that hat, but I want so desperately to run up to him and steal it for some reason. I am sometimes afraid to encounter him because I'm afraid I will give in to my impulses.

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Based on 21 votes (10 yes)
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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Your heist is poorly planned. I'm sure before you got his dastaar half way unwound, you'd be so dizzy you'd just fall over and the Sikh fellow could just sit on you until the police arrived.
    It may not be the great train robbery, but it will still take a bit of planning, as this isn't just a cap sitting on the gentleman's head.

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  • OtherSide
    9 years ago

    Do it for the lulz.

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  • TimmyTheTurtle
    9 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTopJpBVW2g replace chicken with "his hat" this song is for you.

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  • seekelp
    9 years ago

    Get your own.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      That defeats the purpose.

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    I took this kids turban and got a surprise
    http://data1.whicdn.com/images/98884932/original.jpg

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      What secrets might this man at my flea market be hiding under his turban? A tear in the fabric of our universe? The keys to a lost civilization? A pot of gold he stole from a leprechaun? The possibilities are endless...

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      • OtherSide
        9 years ago

        Probably Voldemort.

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      • zlofton
        9 years ago

        A bomb. hes a muslim, so its probably a bomb.

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