Is it normal to want to marry my toaster?

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I love my toaster. She's more supportive than any of the previous girlfriends I've had, and I want us to spend the rest of our lives together.
(I'm nervous and excited just writing this!)

is it normal to want to marry my toaster?

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Based on 50 votes (29 yes)
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  • Jujudog
    7 years ago

    At least you already know who'll be making the toasts at the wedding reception

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    • watm8
      7 years ago

      lmao

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  • Fugazi,again
    7 years ago

    Just be careful if you decide to have sex with her.

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  • pizzabrowniesushi
    7 years ago

    can I do the toast at your wedding get it toast ha ha !

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  • shuggy-chan
    7 years ago

    Best wishes you crazy kids

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  • dirtybirdy
    7 years ago

    Here, a ran a bubble bath for you you love birds. Hop in sparky.

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  • Insanitybxtch
    7 years ago

    Realatablrew

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    7 years ago

    Whatever floats your boat. Have fun, OP.
    :)

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  • snarkygirl
    7 years ago

    I think that's legal in Sweden

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  • Unimportant
    7 years ago

    As long as you don't try to procreate, you should be fine.

    Best wishes to the two of you.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    7 years ago

    Burnt toast will be the least of your problems.

    I reckon you'd get into quite the sticky situation.

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