Is it normal to want to do 'the angry pirate' with my partner?

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I love doing the angry pirate with my partners , is it normal?
Incase anyone doesn't know what im talking about uts when you cum in your partners eye (usually after getting oral with partner on their knees) then when they standup you kick them in the shin. They will then hop around the room shouting while covering one eye. The angery pirate , is it a common practise or normal?

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Based on 40 votes (10 yes)

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RoseIsabella

2 years ago | pl

How you manage to sneak other losers into your mother's basement I'll never know.

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- Tommythecaty
  
  2 years ago
  
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Grunewald

2 years ago

This made me laugh on a bus full of people after a family argument. Thank you so much, OP.

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S0UNDS_WEIRD

2 years ago

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear 12-year-old. Happy birthday to you.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  2 years ago
  
  Im not 12. But thanks anyaway. NN.
  
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  - S0UNDS_WEIRD
    
    2 years ago
    
    Oh. I thought your new name was a clue or something.
    
    Well consider yourself wished well in advance for the next successful cycle around the sun.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      2 years ago
      
      Didnt understand the "your new name" reference. Please explain. And thans for wishing me well.
      
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      - S0UNDS_WEIRD
        
        2 years ago
        
        It was mostly a joke but I meant the username literally begins and ends with this.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        2 years ago
        
        Maybe im a bit dumb today but i dont get it . No username on this post has anything to do with age. Help me out here, now im feelingbstupid for not getting it :(
        
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Somenormie

2 years ago

Has anyone punched you yet?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  2 years ago
  
  I stay ready for that.
  
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jrbsportz

2 years ago

WTF!!!! YOU GET OFF ON SHIT LIKE THAT? DAMN HOPE IT'S A WOMAN CAUSE IF IT WAS MAN I HOPE HE KICK YOU IN YOUR NUT SACK!!! FREAKING PIRATE SHIT. JUST SAYING

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  2 years ago
  
  The Donkey Puch is even better...
  
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- [Old Memory]
  
  2 years ago
  
  Did somebody make you an angry pirate? How did that make you feel? *Takes copious amounts of notes before you even say anything*
  
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  - jrbsportz
    
    2 years ago
    
    Well what the hell it is the twenty first century? Sorry for getting up in your coolaid.maybe if did that to my lady shit she kick me my nut sack lol just saying!!!
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      2 years ago
      
      Try the donkey punch, you'll love it. It works wether your in the vag or the balloon knot.
      
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    2 years ago
    
    The Donkey Puch is even better...
    
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    - SkullsNRoses
      
      2 years ago
      
      The Donkey Punch is a myth, there is no anal or vaginal clenching reflex in the lower back.
      
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    - [Old Memory]
      
      2 years ago
      
      Nah bro, go with the angry dragon
      
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    2 years ago
    
    Yep, happened to me. I loved it. When the sperm is stinging your eye the last thing u expect is a kick in the shin. What a buzz.
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  2 years ago
  
  The Donkey Puch is even better...
  
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Tingles18

2 years ago

Holy shit. What?
What kind of crazy play is that?
Well though, as long as she consents to this, to each to their own then...

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1WeirdGuy

2 years ago

Just give her a good slap in the face instead

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LloydAsher

2 years ago

Too many steps

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  2 years ago
  
  If your partner takes too many steps give em a k.o. punch to the jaw ;)
  
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jethro

2 years ago

Aye Matey, you are surely a troll with this one.

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megadriver

2 years ago

I do the nervous spaceman! I pretend I'm an X-wing and my girlfriend is the Death Star... Line it up with the "exhaust port" and fire proton torpedoes! It takes longer than in the movie... but once I finish, I run out of the room naked as fast as possible while making spaceship sounds.

And my girlfriend yells "KABOOOOM!!!"

No, we don't do that...
But my made up bullshit sounds more fun and nicer than yours. Why would you kick the little lady in the shin after making a mess on her face? That's just mean.

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- SkullsNRoses
  
  2 years ago
  
  That reminded me of the Star Wars role playing in the Big Bang Theory, “prepare the landing bay doors, shuttle craft approaching”. I don’t have to be asexual to be confused by those word choices.
  
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Curiouskitten444

2 years ago

You asshole. Not normal. Youre probably a troll though so that makes me feel better.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  2 years ago
  
  The Donkey Puch is even better...
  
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  - Curiouskitten444
    
    2 years ago
    
    Okay
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  2 years ago
  
  Yep, happened to me. I loved it. When the sperm is stinging your eye the last tging u expect is a kick in tge shin. What a buzz
  
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SwickDinging

2 years ago

Everybody does this, normal.

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litelander8

2 years ago

The angry pirate is a classic and my absolute fave.

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  2 years ago
  
  The Donkey Puch is even better...
  
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Is it normal to want to do 'the angry pirate' with my partner?