Is it normal to want to become president?

Not because I hope to achieve fame or money, I generally want to better my country. If I were to lead America, here are some things I would do;

* Legalize a two child limit that a female can give birth to. This law would not effect children in orphanages, thus encourageing more children to be adopted into loving homes. This will also help overpopulation.

* Increase payouts for people in the workforce, as well as spending more money geared towards construction, leading to more jobs. Homelessness and poverty is becoming to common in America, and increased pay and new jobs must be made. Homeless shelters will be focused on too, mostly for veterans or soldiers who have fought for the country in the past. These shelters will aid homeless people into getting jobs.

* Strict security in who comes into this country and who doesn't. This may sound harsh, but immigrants who come here illegally are breaking the law, thus why they are illegal. They will be given a chance to enter the country however by doing detailed background checks, but if they have no background or a suspicious one, unfortunately they will be required to be shipped back to the country they came from. People legally trying to live in America will also be highly inspected due to the risk of terrorists. ALL people of different backgrounds will be checked. I don't care if your white, yellow or brown, terrorists come in all kinds of colors.

* Legalize gay marriage everywhere. Honestly I don't really give a fuck about gay people, there average people. If a homosexual couple marry, why should it concern you? It's between two consenting adults, it's not like their going into a school shooting young children.

* Gun control. Before you freak out and scream angrily clutching your shotgun, you still get to keep your guns. There will be more strict control in who may handle a gun however, people who have been consistentally violent throughout their life will be unable to own a gun, as well as mentally ill people who are violent and unable to properly control their disability. You must be 23 to own a gun, and in the prescience of children you must safely put the gun away. If you are caught letting a child handle a gun in anyway or form, you will be severely prosecuted. Before owning a gun you are required to go through an exam where you must correctly write about gun laws and safety.

* Sue the oil companies for big $$$. There all ripping you the fuck off, taking a few billion off em will give them a good hurting

* Better animal cruelty laws. If you are caught murdering an animal just for enjoyment or tortureing an animal, you will face jail time for a minimum of 5 years. The laws here are fucking shit, I could get off murdering a neighbours pet dog and I'd just get a small slap of a $500 dollar fine

* Speaking of animals, exotic pets such as tigers, lions, monkeys, bears etc. will be banned. Why the fuck would you want a pet tiger? Most of the people that own these animals have no fucking idea how to care for them and will leave a lion to sit in a small cage for it's whole life. No wonder it bit your fucking face off.

* Police will face harsher punishments for police brutalization. If a police officer is found guilty shooting someone or severely wounding them when the situation could of been avoided, the officer will automatically be fired and wont go on some nice fucking holiday. They'll also be jailed.

* Weed will become legal. Smoking, which often contains rat poison and tar is legal, so why don't we legalize something less health damaging then cigarettes?

* A large painting of the meme Pepe will be displayed outside the whitehouse

* I go where the fuck I want. You might be shopping and I, the president, will be there. You might be at a swimming pool and me, the president will be swimming. If you want to come inside the whitehouse then go ahead I don't fucking care. If you want to come up and tell me your concerns or suggestions for the country I will listen. If you just want to chill and watch tv with me that's fine too.

* Most likely, in a few decades I will become president. I am already getting into politics and will become a politician. Then you can say, "wow that fucking crazy guy from is it normal actually became president" Then I will invite you to the whitehouse for a beer.