Is it normal to want to become mentally retarted?

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Ever since I was young I was so jealous of the special ed kids who had easy classes and got to ride and lick windows in their own special busses. Ever since I grew up I noticed they still get to live in special houses and go around with people to help and take care of them but they still get to do all the things adults do like sex and having babies and drugs and alcohol, but they get to be taken care of and dont have to worry about rent or food. I would make myself mentally retarted but ifeel like I wouldnt get the true experience cause im older and i might accidentally know that I was acting too retarted and stup doing it. Is it normal?

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Based on 36 votes (7 yes)
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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    7 years ago

    too late

    that train already left the station

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  • charli.m
    7 years ago

    What sort of tart are you retarting?

    How do you even retart?

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    • ThingTwo
      7 years ago

      Perhaps I can help you here. There is a subtle similarity between being a "tard" and being a "tart". A tart engages in retarded reproductive activity. A retard engages in full retarded activity. For example, a retard will lick bus windows. A tart will lick other things when she is naked with a friend.

      I suppose you could get naked to see which you would rather be.

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      • charli.m
        7 years ago

        No one wants to hear about what you do for a living.

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        • ThingTwo
          7 years ago

          I suppose. Sorry I gave you TMI.

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  • Cocomilktitties
    7 years ago

    Spend enough time on this website, and you'll be well on your way.

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  • NobodyKnows
    4 years ago

    I'll be frank, if I had a retarded relative, I'd be more than happy to give you his or her retardation. Actually, mental retardation wouldn't bother me at all if it was a choice.

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  • therev1983
    7 years ago

    You're just too lazy. Get the fuck up and be thankful for what you have.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      That's a good point that Id rather be in a wheelchair so I didnt have to walk but also that I could still have sex though.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    7 years ago

    That wont do it. this is serious. If I only pretend then I can still for example, be held fully responsible if I commit a crime, people will still expect me to handle all of my responsibilities. True mental handicappedness is truly the ideal situation. all the fun of being an adult with none of the drawbacks such as having to worry sbout what bus to take.

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  • wigz
    7 years ago

    Just pretend you're retarded and hire a nurse to aid you a couple times a week.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      How will that help? I'd just have to pay for a nurse and would be just pretending. It wouldn't be rea;

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      • wigz
        7 years ago

        For one thing, if you actually became retarded you (probably) wouldn't realize it therefore you wouldn't be able to appreciate all these so-called benefits. Pretending allows you to live out your fantasy while still having the sense to get pleasure from it.

        I'm sure you could steal, grope people and do various other petty crimes and get away with it while pretending to be retarded.

        Retarded people who are a danger still do get locked up in high security mental institutions so it's not like you could do anything you want and get away with it.

        Also, retarded people are often physically and sexually abused because they are vulnerable and may not be able to communicate well enough to tell anyone. You don't want that, do you?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          7 years ago

          Another benefit of being retarted is that you don't realize that you are, and don't know what you're missing out on. I wouldn't want to be too retarted to be allowed out of a cage, just enough to be able to not have to work or pay for things. Why would I want to pay for a nurse part time when one could be paid for full time by other people? Also, I have seen the group home groups around at stores in my area and im pretty sure those people have sex quite frequently, its discrimination not to allow them to. Ive seen them making out in target.

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          • wigz
            7 years ago

            You don't realize other things too. If you don't know what rent is then you can't appreciate living rent free. If you don't realize that people take care of you then it's nothing to you. But you DO still feel pain and other negative things.

            If you live in a group home they most certainly can have a no sex rule. Plenty of places have that rule for normal people as well. And how good in bed do you think retards are anyway? Many of them have serious hygeine issues too. Yuck.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              7 years ago

              I know a hot lesbian who had a job taking care of retarted people, its actually discrimination in my area to prevent them from having sex or doing other adult things. they are just consentingn adults, plus like you said, you wont realize the hygenie issue. I would probably have my own hygene issues too but wouldnt realize it, and retarted people are probably easy too hook up with if your also retarted. but for a normal person this would be taking advantage which is why your pretend game is sick!

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