Is it normal to think semen has calories?

I suspect that semen contains calroies, and likely a decent amount. Most of the slutty chicks at my school seem to be a little chubbier for how much the eat while single women have an easier time keeping fat off. I mean its just speculation and anecdotes at this point but I think its possible.

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  • RoseIsabella

    You're spending too much time in your own head.

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  • Boojum

    As you very easily could have found out by a quick Google, semen contains very few calories - probably not much more than one in a typical ejaculation.

    Maybe what you really meant to ask is if it's normal for you to have fantasies about women you consider to be slutty looking guzzling loads of jizz?

    https://jezebel.com/a-complete-breakdown-of-the-nutritional-content-of-seme-953356816

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  • leggs91200

    Cock snot does have calories but not enough to cause any weight gain.

    For why single women are in better shape -
    people tend to give up trying to look good once they are in a relationship.

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      I dunno at some college parties I think some chicks could swallow a pretty significant amount. Its liquid calories to so their not as satiating making it more condusive to weight gain.

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  • Cutie12345

    Probably a little bit? It’s probably not the reason for their weight change XD

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      I dunno man I think its the cause for some people. Some girls at my school are super slutty and semen has about 25 calories an ejac. I looked it up.

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  • LloydAsher

    https://m.imgur.com/gallery/wQ0Gf

    Welcome. Now I'm going to delete my most recent history.

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  • Ummitsstillme

    Fat chicks are fat from other sources of calories although they do tend to swallow more often

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  • notsaying4life

    haha I heard that too don't know where that is coming from though

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  • Garthh

    Calories aren't the main cause of obesity, body type is

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      That is not true.

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      • Garthh

        Your an idoit

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        • Doesnormalmatter

          Why is obesity rising at such a high rate then? And why does this rise perfectly correlate with average calorie intake?

          I hate to play the credibility card, but I do help people lose weight for a living and have studied this rather thoroughly for school. And my expectations for a rational debate are pretty low against someone who can't even spell their insults correctly. Care to defend your claim?

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          • Garthh

            Well, calorie intake is a part of it, but body type is a bigger part of it, hence my claim that body type contributes more to obesity then calories. And to be fair, I'm typing with a tiny and phone keyboard, so spelling mistakes aren't really my fault

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            • Doesnormalmatter

              That just has no scientific backing. Body type does not affect whether calories matter. It is a LAW of physics. If you are in a calorie deficit, you will lose weight, if not your dead. If you are in a calorie surplus, you will gain weight.

              I think where your confused, is that body type can affect HOW MANY calories are needed to eat as a minimum to lose weight. But not a single person can't be at a healthy weight because of their body type. Take Africa for instance, the rate of obesity is microscopic, less than 1%. But in the US, its upwards of 30 percent. If body type was the primary cause, then the ratios would be much closer. If someone is obese, its because they eat too many calroies. They need to eat less calroies until they lose weight. If they are in a deficit and not losing weight, start writing their will because they won't live another day.

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