Is it normal to think of semen as little humans and it makes you sad to wank?

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Is it normal to think of semen as little humans and it makes you sad to wank. I'm a male and it is really restricting. Is this normal?

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  • dirtybirdy
    7 years ago

    Every month I drop my scrambled eggs :(

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  • VirgilManly
    7 years ago

    Think of it as liberating them.

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  • Rusty-Rider
    7 years ago

    You could freeze your ejaculate in liquid nitrogen and then the sperm will be good for almost ever.
    When you get sick of doing that, you can sell the frozen sperm on eBay.
    There's just no end of things you can do.

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    • Tempest-au
      7 years ago

      "There's just no end of things you can do."

      - Freezing your seed for a few years and then combining to make an ice sculpture, of a sperm cell!

      - Taking a whole lifetime's worth of frozen sperm cells and, upon being diagnosed with terminal cancer, lob them all into the unchlorinated backyard pool of some nubile 16 year old virgin girl called Mary - just before she takes her morning swim (mid-cycle if you can work that out). Write to the local paper that God came to you in a dream and told you his son will be reborn in 9 months to a local girl called Mary...

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      • Rusty-Rider
        7 years ago

        You may as well splice in the bio-luminescence gene from a firefly, and then the pool would light up at night, just for effect.

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        • Tempest-au
          7 years ago

          Ooo, and when the baby was born, it's eyes would glow in the dark too! Brilliant I say!

          "Igor, clean up the lab, we have a new project."

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      • Couman
        7 years ago

        That has pretty much zero chance of working but man if it did... Most epic prank ever.

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        • Tempest-au
          7 years ago

          True - but I did up the chances (slightly) by making the girl mid-cycle and the pool non-chlorinated. LOL

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    So don't wank.

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  • Tempest-au
    7 years ago

    Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
    Every sperm is needed, in your neighbourhood...

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    • mysistersshadow
      7 years ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

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    • WLEM
      7 years ago

      Hahaha wow I like this guy.....or girl.....

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