Is it normal to think i could have been two people?

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On the night I was conceived my Dad had an argument with his wife and he went to the bar. My Mom was stepping out on her husband who was working his third shift job and she ended up at the same bar. They danced and drank and fell in lust and climbed in the back of my Dad's old station wagon, steamed up the windows and made me. Is it normal to think that if they had stayed home and made love with their respective spouses that I would be two people instead of one? My Dad would still be making a baby, presumably me. It would just be with a different woman, so I would look a little different, and my Mom would still be making a baby, presumably me. It would just be with a different guy, so again I would look a little different. So, would the two me's be like some special type of twins or something? Not fraternal or identical, but something?

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  • sugartits
    8 years ago

    then you can fuck yourself and become 5 people

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    • gloryholeflasher
      8 years ago

      You're way ahead of me here. I hadn't even thought of that yet!

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  • ______________
    8 years ago

    Once upon a time, there were mystical practises called Biology and logic.

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  • Tealights
    8 years ago

    You're way of thinking is the result of no sex education in schools, or this maybe a troll post. I don't know... anyway

    Everyone comes from their father. The testicles hold spermatozoon (Basically, you, me, everyone who ever existed), when a male ejaculates into a female, the sperm will fertilize the egg in her uterus. From there, it'll take 9 months or less for a human baby (or babies) to grow within her, then it's born.

    Basically, there's only one you. You'll always remain with your father until he has sex with a woman. Same for every human. So most likely, if your father never cheated, your mother would be the woman he married.

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    • gloryholeflasher
      8 years ago

      You're right, there was no such thing as sex education when I went to school. I understand some kids start learning that stuff in kindergarten now, but when I started school we didn't even have kindergarten where I was, and NOBODY except grown ups, behind closed doors I suppose, even used the word "sex".

      OK that settles it. I'm not going to go on 20/20 or 60 Minutes looking for the missing one of me.

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