Is it normal to think about time travel sex?

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I think about going back to like, 1999 lets say, and bringing my smart phone from 2016 with me. I could show some girl my smartphone and she would be impressed by this amazing piece of technology and I could make her have sex with me. The best part would be that I would lie to her and say that I invented the smartphone device on my own, she would think I'm a genius, and she would have to believe me because of course that's more believable than time travel.

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  • Gummy_Jr2
    7 years ago

    I imagine you're that one guy in a group of unattractive guys that thinks every lady should want him because he held the door open or performed a simple act of kindness. Then when you finish you turn to your friends and say "Dude she said thanks! I think she wants me." Then they all proceed to laugh like cavemen while high fiving each other.

    I could be wrong...but I really feel like you are...

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    • RamenNoodleMaster#3
      7 years ago

      Femnists are ruining western society, i find it funny how none of them look at the other side of your example. A woman bitter and angry that she can't have the best, the hottest guy, the nicest house, the prettiest clothes, hyper obsessed with the concept of a dream job, hunk guy and beautiful home regardless of her own faults. Good luck on that hun it just isnt' gonna happen, sure it may happen to a few but you must lower your standards as with the guy in your example. This is why you end up seeing the "not so good looking guy" paired with gorgeous women in less westernized countries AKA: Japan, Korea, India, and the reverse in declining liberal countries, Britain, Canada, Most of Europe and slowly The united states. Feminism is the desperate woman's way of getting what she wants without being called out for her socially unacceptable behavior.

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    • _Jesus_
      7 years ago

      When I was little I invented the double high five.
      I high fived myself and closed my eyes while kneeling.

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      • Gummy_Jr2
        7 years ago

        Yeah but you'll never be able to do a quintuple high five

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        • _Jesus_
          7 years ago

          I can walk on water and turn said water into wine. I think I can do a simple act such as a quintuple high five.

          Watch.

          •fails•

          BRING ON THE PLAGUES!!!!

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  • NathanScot
    7 years ago

    Sounds like a solid plan.Cher'

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  • Solomonkane
    7 years ago

    Sounds like you been fantasizing to much.

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  • Couman
    7 years ago

    I thought the main point of time travel sex was to have sex with yourself.

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  • bittermayonnaise
    7 years ago

    I think about fucking Katey Sagal in SOA, then I travel back in time and fuck Peg Bundy. There are numerous Cougar's that I have this fantasy about, I would also like to film the whole experience and get interviewed by Samantha 38G, she could ask me questions bout how there older and younger selves compared.

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    • wigz
      7 years ago

      Yes.

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  • Ass_gas
    7 years ago

    What if I came back from the year 2030, and showed her my smart phone? Then she would think your phone sucked.

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  • Tempest-au
    7 years ago

    Hey, as far as fantasies go, this is quite tame.

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