Is it normal to tell my parents that i'm gay so they'll stop bothering me?

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my parents are concerned that I am almost 30, a virgin, and never had a girlfriend or anything like that, in fact I don't even have any "real" friends except some people I know from online forums and other websites. I am very much a loner and antisocial and have gone down this path too long to ever change myself. I'm very horny most of the time but my family thinks I'm asexual. In fact every night I either watch porn or even videos with girls talking about random stuff just to feel like I have a girlfriend. It's gotten to the point that I have begun to doubt myself and my self-esteem and confidence has gone down that I feel like I don't deserve any girl, and that she can always do better, and that no girl would ever settle for me, a horny desperate loser with no life. And because I don't feel like I am good enough or deserving of any girl's love, I don't get turned on by normal consensual sex anymore. I feel like I have to pay a girl or give her some sort of present or reward to prove that I am worthy of being with her and having sex with her. But then I remember that I am ugly and worthless anyway and so I like to think that if I double the money offer, I might be able to get her to kick me in the balls instead of having to look at my hideous face, crotch, or disgusting body.

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Based on 12 votes (8 yes)
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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    Hookers.

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  • mlbryan44
    8 years ago

    Try sucking cocks.

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  • Alquen
    8 years ago

    I was going to vote yes, until I read the details and saw what a pathetic excuse for a human being you are.

    Get over yourself and quit making excuses.

    If the obnoxious, ugly, fat, narrow-minded, bigoted, whiny 30-something year old manchild I knew can get a girl, marry her, and stay married, then I'm pretty sure you can do it.

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  • Short4Words
    9 years ago

    FUCK THAT. You're not unworthy of a girl's attention. You've been shitting on yourself for years and have reinforced that negative image of yourself but it's really not as bad as you say. And having a shitty body and low confidence are things you can fix. I know how you feel to an extent. I've also said the same things about myself. But why. You have to forgive yourself and then try. It's never too late. I wanted to quit when I was 15 and now I'm 22. I tried. I got some experience.

    Let go... and try to start again. Convince yourself that that was you then but all that is going to change. 30 is not old. You're still young. You got plenty of time.

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