Is it normal to talk to my teenage sons about getting semen on their sheets?

This question may seem odd, please read and help. Thanks!

I'm a proud dad of five boys who are at "that" age. My oldest son is 16, twins boys are 15, 14 and the youngest is 12. As a dad, I understand that they're growing up and that at their age they're developing and starting to masturbate all the time and get wet-dreams. I've even caught some of my sons jerking off in their room by accident, so I know it's happening. I know it's normal for teenage boys to masturbate all the time, so whenever my boys close their bedroom doors or take a long time in the bathroom, I just let them have their privacy.

But there's got to be some way I could control the amount of semen on the sheets every week. I'm a single father and I do the laundry (I've assigned chores to all my sons, and laundry goes to me). I take the sheets off their beds, and it would be covered in semen. I wash their boxers and I can see patches of semen that they thought would just dry up and I wouldn't notice. At first, I was glad to know my boys are functioning just fine because I noticed semen on each of my son's beds and clothes. But I didn't expect to have to deal with a lot of it.

A friend gave me advice and said to put tissues next to their bed. So far my 16 and 15 year old sons use the tissues (I've taken out the trash from their room it's filled with tissues. Then I realized they used it to clean themselves up after jacking off, and I don't get weird about it. I'm just glad less of it gets on the sheets). Even after doing this, I still find the stuff on the sheets and some of their boxers.

And I know the solution is to talk to them, but how do I open the discussion. I'd make them do the laundry, but they all have their own chores to do already and laundry's mine.
I've given them the sex talk, but this is a tricky one. How should I deal with this?

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Comments ( 9 )
  • shuggy-chan

    show them proper jerking etiquette, remember boy a clean penis is a healthy penis

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  • VirgilManly

    Leave them to sleep in their crusty sheets and shorts.
    I can't believe they need to be told to use tissues.

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    • RoseIsabella

      I know, it's nasty.

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  • RoseIsabella

    They're old enough for the talk, so give em the talk. They explained it to us in school at the end of my fifth grade year when I was 11 1/2 years old.

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    • VirgilManly

      They told you to jack off into tissues not your sheets?

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      • RoseIsabella

        No, they explained to us about the facts of life.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Some of them are nearly adults yet, you still haven't taught them about the birds and the bees. If you don't teach them, they'll most likely be bound to learn it elsewhere and it may not necessarily be accurate information. Tell them.

    Also, have them to take turns on laundry duty. They need to learn to clean up after themselves.

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  • ILoveWankingOffAndSpunkingUp

    * also, your Sons should be keeping their Rooms clean and tidy THEMSELVES! While your stupid enough to do it, they won't!

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  • ILoveWankingOffAndSpunkingUp

    I don't know how genuine your Question is tbh. You seem to be *obsessed* about Spunk, considering the Number of times you mention it! Maybe your a weirdo getting off on this(?) Personally, if True though(?) I would say to them all TOGETHER that it's totally Normal to Wank Off and Spunk Up, but, that they either clean up appropriately, or they will have to keep sleeping in their dirty Bed-Clothes. Simple as that! Also, making them do the Washing in turns might also help, although Bed-Clothes should be washed regularly anyway!

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