Iin, to talk about my toliet experiences with family?

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I know this may sound a tad strange and maybe even a little bit gross, but I somehow got into the habit of telling my mother about my exploits on the toliet. I only tell her if it is in regards to my bowel movements. I am often very constipated (I have IBS) so, I don't tell her about my exploits often.

When I go, I tell her about the whole process. If there were any smells, if it was difficult or easy, if it is strangely shaped, was messy to clean, the size, the texture. (Etc) Before going, if I get the feeling of my colon having a spasm, I'll tell her.

I've grown to enjoy telling her about the state of my bowel health. It's like a form of bonding for me now. Sometimes, I ask her about her bowel health and scold her about not using a footstool to help her go properly. She doesn't like it when I tell her about my bowels and when I ask about hers.

She used to be more concerned about my bowels when I was younger. I guess that I am trying to replicate that maternal concern. Is this normal?

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago | pl

    One time I rushed into the toilet and my sisters cat followed me in, I unleashed an ungodly bowl movement and the cats reaction was like
    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LywKyDW5g5U/Ua791FtfroI/AAAAAAAAAOk/f0Qte8via24/s640/tumblr_lgf92fOlrH1qa4gbeo1_500.jpg

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  • NotEvilScientist
    9 years ago

    Ach, ja. Very normal! I used to have, how you say, "accidents" in mein lederhosen, and then use der scheisse for fingerpaints. I am told that this was not normal, however, und I had to have many talks with mein mother about it.

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  • gbebe84
    9 years ago

    The thing is it's totally unnecessary. lol. You should probably just tell her about your bowel movements if there is a problem/something unusual that you are noticing with your bm. It to me seems like a waste of time and yes, pretty gross/unappealing to discuss/describe your poop to another individual. I don't even like looking at my poop and we don't have to mention the stench! Anyhow, it's good you seem to have tight/close bond with your mom though!! Though I don't see the need to discuss your poop, I guess there is no real harm in it if it's something you enjoy doing for one reason or another/out of habit/tradition! ;)

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