Is it normal to swallow whole wedding cake

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I have this urge to swallow the whole wedding cake before the bride and groom could even lick it. Bonus if it has cinnamon flavour. I would love to fancy the wedding cake by pouring nutella and then swallowing it whole. Do you think the bride and groom would sue me if i ever did this? Do you have an urge about wedding cake too?

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Based on 24 votes (9 yes)
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  • Crusades|
    9 years ago

    anti-hero would eat the whole wedding cake if it was shaped like a penis.

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      I have yet to go to a wedding where the cake wasn't shaped like a penis, what the hell kinda culture are you in?

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    Are you a hippopotamus, Op?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      I am Nutella Maniac! Your long lost neighbour.

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        9 years ago

        I'm a Reese's Peanut Butter Maniac! Let's make toasted peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches with marshmallow fluff cream! Those are so delicious!

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  • KeddersPrincess
    9 years ago

    Not sure if they'll sue you but I'm certain you'll choke.

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  • reallyalthea
    9 years ago

    I understand that wedding cake is really good. It's not polite to sallow the whole cake..!

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Wedding Cake does taste really good!

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  • Fall_leaves
    9 years ago

    I don't pay much attention to the cake at weddings, they're usually too pretty to eat and fondue grosses me out.

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    • dirtybirdy
      9 years ago

      Fondue is delicious! Do you mean fondant?

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      • Fall_leaves
        9 years ago

        Yes, I meant fondant! Thanks for catching that lol.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        9 years ago

        Nutella is the best!

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        • dirtybirdy
          9 years ago

          It is delicious indeed. Fun fact; Ferrero buys about one fourth of the worlds hazelnut supply.

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          • RainbowDischarge
            9 years ago

            Whoa. Ty.

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  • Dazed_dreamer
    9 years ago

    I dare you to haha.. I dont like cake, I usually skip dessert at any function.

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