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When I run out of toilet paper and there isn't any under the sink I shout "Emergency!" until someone brings me a roll. I have an obsession with using too much TP so when I think I have enough I really don't. Also, sometimes I've just GTG right away and don't have time to search for some.
You shouldn't wipe your posterior on native American dwellings. I think they've suffered enough. :P
i have no body to call emergency to i keep toilet roll in the bathroom always i live by myself and don't go as much as most people so i have plenty of toilet roll i buy it every week even though i have plenty.
I said no because 'I've ran out of toilet paper' just makes a lot more sense to me than 'emergency' emergency could mean anything from I've ran out of toilet paper to I'm currently having a stroke/heart attack lol
EMERGENCY!
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!! IS THERE A FIRE??
No, i just ran outta toilet paper. could you get me a roll? lol :)
If it's a true emergency, jump in the shower...
But prepare for a really rough smell. Maybe hold your nose.
If no shower available, you're just SOL.
That's actually a pretty good idea. I just wait for someone to pass by, it's not very effective.
This is a serious matter! Treat it with the importance it deserves! LOLZ
Of course! Lack of TP should never be taken lightly. It's a serious matter! I don't say "emergency" instead I'll call that person name as loud as I can until they be me some of that life-saving paper.