Is it normal to shoot my sperm on bugs for pleasure?

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I like to torture bugs with my own sperm by jerking off and shooting my load all over them. The bugs would be completely drenched in my sperm and funnily enough, it kills them instantly. The second the sperm touches the bug, it stops moving.

I never knew my sperm was so powerful. My male ego gets a boost out of doing this. It's so much fun. If you're a guy, you should try it, too. In fact, I am planning to get all my male friends to do it with me. First, we'll collect bugs in the forest and put them in a container... and well, I guess each guy can take turns shooting their sperm into it (or all at once, if you will). The best part is watching the bugs suffer as us boys laugh and point at the bugs. Gosh, this would be so much fun.

Anyone else willing to partake in a sperm bug-killing spree?

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    Quagmire just found a new career, exterminater, gigity gigity.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    try a brown bear instead

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    wtf

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  • cumlordvegeta
    2 years ago

    lmao. this is extremely normal and you're so smart for doing it

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