Is it normal to say "i'd pee in her butt" when you see an attractive female?
It has always been a thing for me to always say "I'd put it in her butt" or "I'd pee in her butt" whenever I see a smoking hot girl. Is that normal?
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It has always been a thing for me to always say "I'd put it in her butt" or "I'd pee in her butt" whenever I see a smoking hot girl. Is that normal?
I'd usually say "she's so hot I'd let her take a shit in my mouth while I Masturbate?" My best friend countered with "I'd pee in her butt" <--- WTF ?\
Well - I know for most men they are unable to urinate while being erect. However I have done some experimenting and I have successfully been able to pee while having a full on erection. The trick is that you gotta use viagra to stay hard no matter what (even if you don't need it, this is a cruicial step HOWEVER you must not take too much!! Matter of fact take half or a quarter of the normal dose - you gotta be able to somewhat relax at a certain point for all of this to work). Also before engaging in but peeing activity / butt sex, you gotta have consumed plenty of fluids prior and are with a very (painfully) full bladder.
Once you have all the steps complete and are ready you then have some crazy anal sex with said attractive unknowing female - orgasm! (at this point you want to stay inside her - and then try to pee as much as you can - bear down on your bladder while at the same time try to relax - and VOILA - you're peeing in her butt! She will think you're still nutting if you can time it right - but she will be in for an interesting surprise!
Be sure to put down a few towels beforehand as well.
Have fun and good luck!
This has in fact worked for me. I shit you not.