Is it normal to rub my balls on fruit before the store opens?

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I'm the first one in and my job is to rotate and restock the fresh produce.

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Based on 37 votes (7 yes)
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  • anti-hero
    8 years ago

    I hope a Brazilian spider crawls out of a banana bunch and bites your sack.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    no.

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  • mystery7
    8 years ago

    Some places have hidden cameras. Watch out!

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  • Philipp
    8 years ago

    Ahaha.

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  • Tinybird
    8 years ago

    EW! WTF no that's not normal.. I don't want some apples that people have rubbed their balls on

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  • toofgod
    8 years ago

    I understand why you feel this way. You want your personal man scent on the fruit so when a woman bites into subconsciously she'll inhale the scent under your balls and the next time she enters the store perhaps she'll smell your scent and already be familiar with you thus on your way to getting maximum pussy. HOWEVER. I always wash my fruit first

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  • gloryholeflasher
    8 years ago

    It doesn't matter. Everybody knows you're supposed to wash your fruit before you eat it.

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  • seekelp
    8 years ago

    I've never worked in a fruit stand, so I'll just say probably.

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  • MrsEdGein
    8 years ago

    Thanks for the gross mental picture lol. I'll wash my apples before I eat them from now on or maybe not if I'm too lazy.

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