Is it normal to rather have a burger then go out w/girls?

While i was growing up, i was never interested in girls, i would rather have a burger or a kebab then go out and meet girls.
Until recently, when my mum bought home a tin of spam, and this may seem ridiculous but its all i can think of, i've never felt this way about anything before and i have the urge to masturbate and put my penis into the tender meat! This may sound made up but am i alone with these urges? i dont know what to do :( helpppp?!

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36% Normal
Based on 14 votes (5 yes)
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Comments ( 4 )
  • ValidExcuse

    It's called a fetish last time I checked.....hella weird one but yeah that's normal...also ignore the suggestions to get a girlfriend i assure you she wouldn't give a damn if it was normal or not...she would leave you.

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  • (:sweet:)

    Find a girl they have tender meat too

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  • anthrax07

    Maybe you should shove a banana up your arse while you're screwing the spam. Seriously dude, get a life!

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  • tarebear19

    Lol fatty

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