Is it normal to put peanut butter in my vagina and have cats eat me out?

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he licks me like a lollipop. i get off on that shit, bruh

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    11 years ago

    wouldn't the rough tongue hurt?

    and good point, dappled. One of my coworkers said he knew a man who got drunk and tried to fuck his cat. The cat won. Then the guy went to the brig cos while taking a piss at a urinal someone asked why his dick was so scratched up and he told the truth.

    pretty much, if my former coworker was telling the truth (with him, it was always a bit of a question really), then the guy was a double dumb ass O_o

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    • VioletTrees
      11 years ago

      Getting licked on the arm by a cat hurts, so getting licked on the genitals would probably really awful.

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      • 1000yrVampireKing
        11 years ago

        Does it hurt? I have been licked by cats before and it didnt hurt.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    Good luck! I remember reading somewhere that a couple of Russian women got drunk and tried this. The second woman was the victim of a change of mind by the cat and ended up with such severely mutilated sexual organs that she needed reconstructive surgery.

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    • 1000yrVampireKing
      11 years ago

      Dear god.... Well cats are scary when they are pissed off and scratches your arms I can not imagine having them so close to your privates. That sounds horrible.

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    • VioletTrees
      11 years ago

      Haha, holy shit! The risk for infection would probably be quite high, too. I had to go to an urgent care clinic for a small cat bite, once. It wasn't a deep bite or anything, but within 2 hours of being bitten on near my elbow on the forearm, I couldn't feel my fingers. The bite was very painful and swollen. I had to do a course of three different antibiotics, as well as two injections. I can't imagine how awful it would've been if it'd been my genitals.

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  • daydreamer394
    9 years ago

    You are a monster.

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  • Alex_Gee
    11 years ago

    Yeah I wouldn't do it with a cat because of the infection risk but dogs are fine! Dogs tongues are flatter as well so when they lick it covers both sides of you're labia and feels a lot nicer! Good luck bbz! Gx

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  • Astrobro
    11 years ago

    wouldn't that...hurt?

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  • kinda
    11 years ago

    be careful it may get you viruses

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