Is it normal to prefer being bitten in the ass by a chimp to being rich+famous?

What would you prefer? And by being famous I mean you couldn't walk down the street without someone recognising you.

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Based on 17 votes (8 yes)
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  • dirtybirdy

    People already recognize me everywhere I go. It gets wierd when I'm like 25 miles from home and someone is like hey I see you all the time in that town that's far away from here.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    A chimp ripping out what little cushioning I have left on my flat ass and leaving me with a huge medical bill seems more horrible than being rich.

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  • thegypsysailor

    I'll take being bitten in the ass by your chimp and suing you. That way I can be rich, but not famous and nobody will bother me as I walk down the street.

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  • handsignals

    Chimps and Chinese people, can you tell the difference?

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    • You what!?

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  • RoseIsabella

    Rich and famous no doubt!

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  • Aries

    rich and famous is fine for me as being bitten by the chimp offers me no benefit . It seems like a pretty easy choice unless you just despise the idea of being rich and famous then .. it would be simply a reason to avoid it rather than the desire to be bitten .

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    • The chimp part of it is just the OP being stupid. But think about the rich and famous part. You'd basically not be able to go anywhere, you'd always have to have bodyguards AND once you hit a certain level of "rich" everybody you know, knew, or shared a stupid conversation with probably wouldn't hesitate to hit you up for money. Provided they had no shame (which lets be honest there are plenty of people like that).

      Idk, I'd take the rich part. Famous ? No fucking thanks.

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      • I am not stupid. Without the chimp part or something else bad, the question wouldn't make sense. The point is I am saying how much I don't want to be famous. The rich part is not separable in the question it's just a by product of being famous. Of course everyone would take being rich, thats not the question.

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        • Being rich isn't always synonymous with being famous.

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          • But in the question the two go together. Bitten by chimp in the ass or rich and famous.

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            • Yes, as I had originally said. Stupidly.

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