Is it normal to perform steaming klingons ?

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Steaming Klingon
A sex act that is performed by:

First, defecating { shitting } on partner's forehead.
Preferably female's squatting on male's forehead.
Then, sitting on the poop with ass-crack centered.
Upon removing ass-crack , feces will form the
" Klingon-esque " forehead ridge.

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Based on 51 votes (11 yes)
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  • bittermayonnaise
    7 years ago

    Things to do when moms passed out drunk.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      I said females squatting on males foreheads.

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      • Tempest-au
        7 years ago

        You actually said "preferably female's squatting on male's forehead". Logically, it would appear from this statement and from the statement of "bittermayonnaise" that you have different preferences.

        Interesting.

        Beam me up Mr Scott, there is no intelligent life down here after all.

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      • bittermayonnaise
        7 years ago

        I like to mix it up, obviously not repressed like you.

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      • delling
        7 years ago

        Things to do when Dad's passed out drunk.

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  • bigfatdick4
    7 years ago

    So basically you coined the term getting "shit faced"...not for me thank you!

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  • Terence_the_viking
    7 years ago

    No.

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  • Tempest-au
    7 years ago

    You humans are so illogical (said in emotionless Vulcan voice)

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    • RoseIsabella
      7 years ago

      I LOVE Spock!
      :-)

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      • Rusty-Rider
        7 years ago

        Okay Mr. Nimoy, it's time to put on your make-up.

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        • RoseIsabella
          7 years ago

          R.I.P. Leonard Nimoy.
          :-'(

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