Is it normal to name kids after the sexual act that conceived them??

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I think this idea is really cool and I don't know how to conceive my next rugrat. I'd like it to be named after whatever act gets me knocked up, basically. So, with that in mind, it's simply a question of choosing the coolest name and then informing my partner what we're gonna do that night :)

Is it normal that I intend to name my next child in this way?

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Based on 123 votes (25 yes)
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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    I would really hate to be named Missionary or Kama Sutra. Who wouldn't hate that? Don't have kids if you're going to name them after kinky stuff.

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  • lc1988
    12 years ago

    Like Missionary or Doggie?

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  • cutiebaby
    12 years ago

    Here's a couple for ya:-

    DAISY CHAIN
    Partner (A) is sucking off or eating out partner (B) who is sucking off or eating out partner (C) and so on until the final person is sucking off or eating out partner (A). Partners can be gay, lesbian or straight.

    DAVEY CROCKETT
    A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Can come in handy on those cold winter nights.

    ^^^ girl and boy options there :)

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  • badmanalive
    12 years ago

    Daddys little squirt.

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  • Gardenia
    12 years ago

    You are stupid.

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  • chicken471bologna
    12 years ago

    How about you name him "69". Give him a number instead of a name. ;)

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    • NoraBaker
      12 years ago

      Hey, then they'd have to name the kid Miracle 69, it's sex with her hubby not the Holy Ghost.

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    • cutiebaby
      12 years ago

      Cool. Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when George Costanza wanted to name his imaginary future child "7" haha.

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  • penpal21
    12 years ago

    Oh geez, PLEASE don't procreate!!!!!!

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  • vSlay3r
    12 years ago

    Here are some names
    FELTCHER
    DOGGIE STYLE
    MISSIONARY
    COWBOY
    COWGIRL
    T-SQUARE
    PILEDRIVER
    DP
    THREE-P
    RUSTY BIKEPUMP
    ANAL
    CUNNILINGUS
    ANALINGUS

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  • Seustewart
    12 years ago

    I hope It's normal . I named my kid Doggy Style.

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  • Enizzle
    11 years ago

    Rusty Trombone.

    Call him Rusty for short.

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  • Queen_of_darkness16
    12 years ago

    Moron.

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  • tehspazz
    12 years ago

    You should be tranquilized, captured, and spayed.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      Is that another sex act I've never heard of?

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  • kyanviado
    12 years ago

    If its a boy call him Rim
    A girl call her blow

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  • blaster
    12 years ago

    Bad idea , how embarrassed is the kid gonna feel ?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      They'll grow up to have a strong character, an open mind around sex and be proud of being different. They'll also feel jealous of their parents' sex-lives :)

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  • JustDave
    12 years ago

    So your kids would be named Fuck 1, Fuck 2, Fuck 3, etc...

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    sure. if you want kids that hate you

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  • cutiebaby
    12 years ago

    DIRTY SANCHEZ?

    ^^ I know this act wouldn't directly lead to pregnancy, but if you incorporated it somewhere into your knocking-up session, it could be a cool name?

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  • NoraBaker
    12 years ago

    Roflrofllolol!!! I'd just really be surprised to see you, asshole, get knocked up!!! If you do I'll pay for EVERYTHING from birth to grave AND be the godmother of sweet little Ivy F.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      You're a sweetheart - thank you very much x

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  • NoraBaker
    12 years ago

    Reverse Cowboy is a classic. If you're already in the Texas area, perfect, start buying those horses and hats.

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  • Frosties
    12 years ago

    I am in awe of this. Very good work. If you give your child the middle name of "Grrr", I'll pay for something of theirs. Bat Mitzvah, wedding, funeral, something, whatever.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      Thank you :)

      I was thinking if I have trouble conceiving, and it's a girl, I could call her IVY F

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      • Frosties
        12 years ago

        Even more awe! If you have twins, the other could be Tess Tube.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          12 years ago

          luvz it :)

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