Is it normal to mistaken your penis for your keys when reaching in your pocket?

I sometimes pull out the wrong thing at the wrong time.

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  • Arm0se

    My penis in neither cold nor thin, nor does it have gaged edges or feel like metal :/

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  • thegypsysailor

    Time to start carrying your penis in the other pocket, don't you think John Bobbitt?

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  • green_boogers

    I have not made that mistake. But, women that reach into my pockets to get money sometimes grab the wrong thing.

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