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A few years ago, plastic testicles adorned the back end of many a truck. It was a wonderful celebration of the freedom to have poor taste and an obstinate brush back against repressive social norms.
Let's bring them back. I say, TRUCK NUTS FOREVER. What do you think?
I was hoping that "Truck Nuts" was either a publication about people who really liked trucks, or a sort of trail mix they sold at truck stops. I was not prepared for this.
I have thought that truck nuts were an affirmation of masculinity for hopeless guys that are constantly rejected by women. They know that regardless of what they do, they will never be able to score.
I once saw an old man get out of a pick-up truck that had these plastic droopy testicles hanging off the back. Very vulgar. The first thing that went through my mind, was that he must have been gay. To this day, I still don't know.
Who says they ever went away? I still see them all the time on people's vehicles and I'm pretty sure that, if I was the type of distasteful person that would want something like that on my truck, I could find some to buy pretty easily.
You construct sentences a bit differently than North American types. You could be from Australia, but you don't seem to have that "Aussie edge". So where are you from anyway?
Woohoo! Compound-complex sentences for the win! Lol
I do find that rather comforting. I like to be thought of as different, so thank you :)
English was one of my better subjects when I was attending school. While I am far from perfect at it, I do still like to entertain the idea that I am pretty good at articulating my thoughts in word form most of the time. I never have been quite skilled at actually voicing my thoughts out loud, so writing has always been a good outlet for me I suppose. I used to read pretty often too, so I'm sure that has a little bit to do with it as well.
I actually do live in America. I live in one of the southern states and that is probably as much as you need to know...
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Anyway, if I might ask, where are you from?
Neon glow in the dark truck nuts, or mundane genitalia on a mundane car?
Neon the car. It would be funny as it's a stereotypical teenage girls car.
When I first bought it there were times I would drive by somebody in a big truck who would yell "fag" at me. It hasn't happened lately now that the car is all beat up and dirty. At least I pay less for gas.