Is it normal to masturbate with mayonnaise?

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I love the raunchy sloppy fat smell and feel of it. I have a jar full of expired mayonaisse and everytime i cum i let it out in the jar and scrape my smegma into it. I let it ferment and i use it everytime.

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Based on 13 votes (3 yes)
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  • Ratmanbackagain
    6 years ago

    Please don't ask me if I would like a ham and cheese sandwich if I was to come over your house.

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  • buddyroowho
    6 years ago

    Gives new meaning to "miracle whip", I guess

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  • Dustyair
    6 years ago

    I love the smell of white vinegar.

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  • Shmendan
    6 years ago

    People vote this normal?

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